diff --git a/backend/Rocket.example.toml b/backend/Rocket.example.toml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..47c3426
--- /dev/null
+++ b/backend/Rocket.example.toml
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+# This is all the config you need for this service
+[global]
+address = "0.0.0.0"
+switchcounter_webhook = "..."
+discord_webhook = ""
+
+# I don't know how to generate these without using Go, sorry. These are hex-encoded
+# ED25519 public/private keys.
+[global.paseto]
+public =  ""
+private = ""
+
+# fetch this from PluralKit directly
+[global.pluralkit]
+system_id = ""
+token = ""
+
+# fetch these from Pluralkit directly
+[global.pluralkit.mappings]
+
+# why the fuck does twitter need 4 goddamn API keys holy shit
+[global.twitter]
+consumer_token = "..."
+consumer_secret = "..."
+api_key = "..."
+api_secret = "..."
+
+# This MIGHT work with pleroma, godspeed. Fetch these values from
+# the API.
+[global.mastodon]
+instance = "..."
+app_id = "..."
+app_secret = "..."
+token = "..."
+account = "..."
+
+# Get these values by creating an oAuth app
+[global.reddit]
+app_id = "..."
+app_secret = "..."
+username = "..."
+password = "..."
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/backend/src/api/mod.rs b/backend/src/api/mod.rs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6319ccd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/backend/src/api/mod.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,78 @@
+use crate::{models, paseto, schema, web, MainDatabase};
+use diesel::prelude::*;
+use rocket::{
+    data::{self, FromDataSimple},
+    http::Status,
+    request::Request,
+    response::Responder,
+    Data,
+    Outcome::*,
+    Response,
+};
+use rocket_contrib::json::Json;
+use std::io::Read;
+
+pub mod switch;
+
+#[get("/members")]
+#[instrument(skip(conn), err)]
+pub fn get_members(tok: paseto::Token, conn: MainDatabase) -> Result<Json<Vec<models::Member>>> {
+    use schema::members;
+    let results = members::table
+        .load::<models::Member>(&*conn)
+        .map_err(Error::Database)?;
+
+    Ok(Json(results))
+}
+
+#[get("/token/info")]
+pub fn token_info(tok: paseto::Token) -> Json<paseto::Token> {
+    Json(tok)
+}
+
+#[derive(Debug)]
+pub struct StringBody(String);
+
+impl StringBody {
+    fn unwrap(self) -> String {
+        self.0
+    }
+}
+
+impl FromDataSimple for StringBody {
+    type Error = String;
+
+    fn from_data(_req: &Request, data: Data) -> data::Outcome<Self, String> {
+        let mut contents = String::new();
+
+        if let Err(e) = data.open().take(256).read_to_string(&mut contents) {
+            return Failure((Status::InternalServerError, format!("{:?}", e)));
+        }
+
+        Success(StringBody(contents))
+    }
+}
+
+#[derive(thiserror::Error, Debug)]
+pub enum Error {
+    #[error("internal database error: {0}")]
+    Database(#[from] diesel::result::Error),
+
+    #[error("not found")]
+    NotFound,
+
+    #[error("web API interop error: {0}")]
+    Web(#[from] web::Error),
+}
+
+pub type Result<T = ()> = std::result::Result<T, Error>;
+
+impl<'a> Responder<'a> for Error {
+    fn respond_to(self, _: &Request) -> ::std::result::Result<Response<'a>, Status> {
+        error!("{}", self);
+        match self {
+            Error::NotFound => Err(Status::NotFound),
+            _ => Err(Status::InternalServerError),
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/backend/src/api.rs b/backend/src/api/switch.rs
similarity index 67%
rename from backend/src/api.rs
rename to backend/src/api/switch.rs
index ded2015..60d98c2 100644
--- a/backend/src/api.rs
+++ b/backend/src/api/switch.rs
@@ -1,34 +1,10 @@
+use super::{Error, Result, StringBody};
 use crate::{models, paseto, schema, web, MainDatabase};
 use chrono::prelude::*;
 use diesel::prelude::*;
-use rocket::{
-    data::{self, FromDataSimple},
-    http::Status,
-    request::Request,
-    response::Responder,
-    Data,
-    Outcome::*,
-    Response, State,
-};
+use rocket::State;
 use rocket_contrib::json::Json;
 use rusty_ulid::generate_ulid_string;
-use std::io::Read;
-
-#[get("/members")]
-#[instrument(skip(conn), err)]
-pub fn get_members(tok: paseto::Token, conn: MainDatabase) -> Result<Json<Vec<models::Member>>> {
-    use schema::members;
-    let results = members::table
-        .load::<models::Member>(&*conn)
-        .map_err(Error::Database)?;
-
-    Ok(Json(results))
-}
-
-#[get("/token/info")]
-pub fn token_info(tok: paseto::Token) -> Json<paseto::Token> {
-    Json(tok)
-}
 
 #[derive(serde::Serialize)]
 pub struct FrontChange {
@@ -41,7 +17,7 @@ pub struct FrontChange {
 
 #[get("/switches?<count>&<page>")]
 #[instrument(skip(conn), err)]
-pub fn get_switches(
+pub fn list(
     conn: MainDatabase,
     count: Option<i64>,
     page: Option<i64>,
@@ -49,7 +25,7 @@ pub fn get_switches(
 ) -> Result<Json<Vec<FrontChange>>> {
     use schema::{members, switches};
 
-    let count = count.unwrap_or(50);
+    let count = count.unwrap_or(30);
     let page = page.unwrap_or(0);
 
     let count = if count < 100 { count } else { 100 };
@@ -79,7 +55,7 @@ pub fn get_switches(
 
 #[get("/switches/current")]
 #[instrument(skip(conn), err)]
-pub fn get_current_front(conn: MainDatabase, tok: paseto::Token) -> Result<Json<FrontChange>> {
+pub fn current_front(conn: MainDatabase, tok: paseto::Token) -> Result<Json<FrontChange>> {
     use schema::{members, switches};
 
     let mut front: Vec<(models::Switch, models::Member)> = switches::table
@@ -103,7 +79,7 @@ pub fn get_current_front(conn: MainDatabase, tok: paseto::Token) -> Result<Json<
 
 #[post("/switches/switch", data = "<who>")]
 #[instrument(skip(conn, sc, pk), err)]
-pub fn make_switch(
+pub fn switch(
     conn: MainDatabase,
     who: StringBody,
     sc: State<web::switchcounter::Client>,
@@ -166,11 +142,7 @@ pub fn make_switch(
 
 #[get("/switches/<switch_id>")]
 #[instrument(skip(conn), err)]
-pub fn get_switch(
-    tok: paseto::Token,
-    conn: MainDatabase,
-    switch_id: String,
-) -> Result<Json<FrontChange>> {
+pub fn get(tok: paseto::Token, conn: MainDatabase, switch_id: String) -> Result<Json<FrontChange>> {
     use schema::{members, switches::dsl::switches};
 
     let (switch, member): (models::Switch, models::Member) = switches
@@ -187,50 +159,3 @@ pub fn get_switch(
         ended_at: switch.ended_at,
     }))
 }
-
-#[derive(Debug)]
-pub struct StringBody(String);
-
-impl StringBody {
-    fn unwrap(self) -> String {
-        self.0
-    }
-}
-
-impl FromDataSimple for StringBody {
-    type Error = String;
-
-    fn from_data(_req: &Request, data: Data) -> data::Outcome<Self, String> {
-        let mut contents = String::new();
-
-        if let Err(e) = data.open().take(256).read_to_string(&mut contents) {
-            return Failure((Status::InternalServerError, format!("{:?}", e)));
-        }
-
-        Success(StringBody(contents))
-    }
-}
-
-#[derive(thiserror::Error, Debug)]
-pub enum Error {
-    #[error("internal database error: {0}")]
-    Database(#[from] diesel::result::Error),
-
-    #[error("not found")]
-    NotFound,
-
-    #[error("web API interop error: {0}")]
-    Web(#[from] web::Error),
-}
-
-pub type Result<T = ()> = std::result::Result<T, Error>;
-
-impl<'a> Responder<'a> for Error {
-    fn respond_to(self, _: &Request) -> ::std::result::Result<Response<'a>, Status> {
-        error!("{}", self);
-        match self {
-            Error::NotFound => Err(Status::NotFound),
-            _ => Err(Status::InternalServerError),
-        }
-    }
-}
diff --git a/backend/src/main.rs b/backend/src/main.rs
index 964e83a..95cebc9 100644
--- a/backend/src/main.rs
+++ b/backend/src/main.rs
@@ -45,16 +45,17 @@ fn main() -> Result<()> {
         .attach(paseto::ed25519_keypair())
         .attach(web::pluralkit::Client::fairing())
         .attach(web::switchcounter::Client::fairing())
+        .attach(web::discord_webhook::Client::fairing())
         .mount("/metrics", prometheus)
         .mount("/", routes![botinfo])
         .mount(
             "/api",
             routes![
+                api::switch::current_front,
+                api::switch::get,
+                api::switch::list,
+                api::switch::switch,
                 api::get_members,
-                api::get_switches,
-                api::get_switch,
-                api::get_current_front,
-                api::make_switch,
                 api::token_info
             ],
         )
diff --git a/backend/src/web/discord_webhook.rs b/backend/src/web/discord_webhook.rs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..007b55c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/backend/src/web/discord_webhook.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
+use super::{Error, Result};
+use rocket::fairing::AdHoc;
+use serde::{Deserialize, Serialize};
+
+#[derive(Serialize, Clone, Debug, Deserialize)]
+struct AllowedMentions {
+    parse: Vec<String>,
+}
+
+#[derive(Serialize, Clone, Debug, Deserialize)]
+pub struct Body {
+    content: String,
+    allowed_mentions: AllowedMentions,
+}
+
+impl Body {
+    pub fn new<T>(body: T) -> Body
+    where
+        T: Into<String>,
+    {
+        Body {
+            content: body.into(),
+            allowed_mentions: AllowedMentions { parse: vec![] },
+        }
+    }
+}
+
+pub struct Client {
+    webhook_url: String,
+}
+
+impl Client {
+    pub fn new(webhook_url: String) -> Self {
+        Client {
+            webhook_url: webhook_url,
+        }
+    }
+
+    pub fn fairing() -> AdHoc {
+        AdHoc::on_attach("Switch Counter API", |rocket| {
+            let webhook_url = rocket.config().get_string("discord_webhook").unwrap();
+            Ok(rocket.manage(Client::new(webhook_url)))
+        })
+    }
+
+    pub fn send(&self, body: String) -> Result<()> {
+        let resp = ureq::post(&self.webhook_url).send_json(serde_json::to_value(Body::new(body))?);
+
+        if resp.ok() {
+            Ok(())
+        } else {
+            Err(match resp.synthetic_error() {
+                Some(why) => Error::UReq(why.to_string()),
+                None => Error::HttpStatus(resp.status()),
+            })
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/backend/src/web/mod.rs b/backend/src/web/mod.rs
index 273c218..38d6112 100644
--- a/backend/src/web/mod.rs
+++ b/backend/src/web/mod.rs
@@ -1,3 +1,4 @@
+pub mod discord_webhook;
 pub mod pluralkit;
 pub mod switchcounter;