From 5209ab23026af2d44981d5b911da938e49e45bab Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Christine Dodrill Date: Thu, 29 Nov 2018 09:20:24 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] Create experimental-rilkef-2018-11-30.markdown --- blog/experimental-rilkef-2018-11-30.markdown | 26 ++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 26 insertions(+) create mode 100644 blog/experimental-rilkef-2018-11-30.markdown diff --git a/blog/experimental-rilkef-2018-11-30.markdown b/blog/experimental-rilkef-2018-11-30.markdown new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f3c2322 --- /dev/null +++ b/blog/experimental-rilkef-2018-11-30.markdown @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +--- +title: I Put Words on this Webpage so You Have to Listen to Me Now +date: 2018-11-30 +--- + +# I Put Words on this Webpage so You Have to Listen to Me Now + +Holy cow. I am angry at how people do thing with tool. People do thing with tool so badly. You shouldn't do thing with tool, you should do other thing, compare this: + +I am using tool. I want to do thing. I flopnax the ropjar and then I get the result of doing thing (because it's convenient to flopnax the ropjar given the existing program structure). + +Guess what suckers, there is other thing that I can use that is newer. Who cares that it relies on brand new experimental rilkef that only like 5 people (including me) know? You need to get with the times. I'd tell you how it's actually done but you wouldn't understand it. + +Look at this graph at how many femtoseconds it takes to flopnax the ropjar vs the experimental rilkef: + +![](https://i.imgur.com/yOzgykI.png) + +What? The code for that? It's obvious, figure it out. + +See? Five times as fast. Who cares that you have to throw out basically all your existing stuff, and if you mix rilkef and non-rilkef you're gonna run into problems. + +So yeah, I put words on a page so you have to listen to me now. Use experimental rilkef at the cost of everything else. + +--- + +This is seriously what a lot of programming articles on Medium feel like.