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Top tier satire. Won't be read by anyone who should read it, and will be ignored/laughed at by anyone who does/already agrees. Literally preaching to the literal choir.
Hired.
It’s things like this that make me realize just how bizarre this profession really is.
Meanwhile, in two weeks the entire Haskell ecosystem will adapt.
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