diff --git a/doc.go b/doc.go
index 8da0d97..b01a418 100644
--- a/doc.go
+++ b/doc.go
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 // Package gonads is a collection of monadic constructs lifted out of the Haskell and Rust
 // standard libraries for use with Go 2 generics.
 //
-// Please do not use this library in production. This package is Deprecated and should not
-// be used in production.
+// Deprecated: this library is a shitpost and if you use it in production and want to have
+// some kind of support, please contact me at gonads@xeserv.us so we can negotiate a
+// support contract.
 package gonads