diff --git a/plugins/bigassmessage.py b/plugins/bigassmessage.py
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+from util import hook
+from lxml import etree
+import urllib
+
+
+@hook.command
+def bam(inp):
+    ".bam [basic|magic|pepsi|jprdy] <message> -- creates a big ass message"
+
+    if not inp:
+        return bam.__doc__
+
+    host = 'http://bigassmessage.com'
+    path = '/dsx_BAM/boe.php'
+    params = {'action': 'saveMsg', 'theStyle': 'basic', 'theMessage': inp}
+
+    styles = ['basic', 'magic', 'pepsi', 'jprdy']
+
+    for style in styles:
+        if inp.startswith(style + ' '):
+            params['theStyle'] = style
+            params['theMessage'] = inp[len(style) + 1:]
+
+    url = host + path + '?' + urllib.urlencode(params)
+
+    try:
+        response = etree.parse(url)
+        status = response.xpath('//status/text()')[0]
+        if status == 'ok':
+            return host + '/' + response.xpath('//msgid/text()')[0]
+        else:
+            return response.xpath('//message/text()')[0]
+    except:
+        pass