From 159872397ef8d7dfa51d4ffa73a98ab54f91ec8c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Christine Dodrill Date: Tue, 10 Nov 2015 20:46:48 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] move the data to a data folder --- plugins/bobross.py | 2 +- plugins/data/bobross.py | 166 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 2 files changed, 167 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) create mode 100644 plugins/data/bobross.py diff --git a/plugins/bobross.py b/plugins/bobross.py index d65f373..8d4cf4b 100644 --- a/plugins/bobross.py +++ b/plugins/bobross.py @@ -1,7 +1,7 @@ from util import hook from random import choice -quotes = ["That's a crooked tree. We'll send him to Washington.","The only thing worse than yellow snow is green snow.","I like to beat the brush.","In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when I get home, the only thing I have power over is the garbage.","You need the dark in order to show the light.","Look around. Look at what we have. Beauty is everywhere you only have to look to see it.","Just go out and talk to a tree. Make friends with it.","There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend.","Trees cover up a multitude of sins.","They say everything looks better with odd numbers of things. But sometimes I put even numbers—just to upset the critics.","How do you make a round circle with a square knife? That's your challenge for the day.","A thin paint will stick to a thick paint.","Just beat the devil out of it.","We don't make mistakes we just have happy little accidents.","We'll paint one happy little tree right here.","Just pretend you are a whisper floating across a mountain.","From all of us here, I want to wish you happy painting and God bless, my friends.","We tell people sometimes: we're like drug dealers, come into town and get everybody absolutely addicted to painting. It doesn't take much to get you addicted.","The secret to doing anything is believing that you can do it. Anything that you believe you can do strong enough, you can do. Anything. As long as you believe.","Water's like me. It's laaazy ... Boy, it always looks for the easiest way to do things","I really believe that if you practice enough you could paint the 'Mona Lisa' with a two-inch brush.","If I paint something, I don't want to have to explain what it is.","We artists are a different breed of people. We're a happy bunch.","I guess I'm a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That's okay though; I have more fun than most people.","Let's get crazy.","I can't think of anything more rewarding than being able to express yourself to others through painting.","Exercising the imagination, experimenting with talents, being creative; these things, to me, are truly the windows to your soul.","All you need to paint is a few tools, a little instruction, and a vision in your mind.","I started painting as a hobby when I was little. I didn't know I had any talent. I believe talent is just a pursued interest. Anybody can do what I do.","Everyone is going to see things differently - and that's the way it should be.","No pressure. Just relax and watch it happen.","When you do it your way you can go anywhere you choose.","You can create beautiful things - but you have to see them in your mind first","It's so important to do something every day that will make you happy","Don't be afraid to make these big decisions. Once you start, they sort of just make themselves.","With something so strong, a little bit can go a long way.","You have to allow the paint to break to make it beautiful.","Think about a cloud. Just float around and be there.","In nature, dead trees are just as normal as live trees.","It's hard to see things when you're too close. Take a step back and look.","Only think about one thing at a time. Don't get greedy.","If you do too much it's going to lose its effectiveness.","Use absolutely no pressure. Just like an angel's wing.","You're meant to have fun in life.","In life you need colors.","It's a super day, so why not make a beautiful sky?","Just let go - and fall like a little waterfall.","It's beautiful - and we haven't even done anything to it yet.","Be careful. You can always add more - but you can't take it away.","Pretend you're water. Just floating without any effort. Having a good day.","When things happen - enjoy them. They're little gifts.","Take your time. Speed will come later.","It's amazing what you can do with a little love in your heart.","God gave you this gift of imagination. Use it.","Paint anything you want on the canvas. Create your own world.","That's what painting is all about. It should make you feel good when you paint.","You can do anything your heart can imagine.","With practice comes confidence.","This is happy place, little squirrels live here and play.","We have no limits to our world. We're only limited by our imagination.","Be so very light. Be a gentle whisper.","The least little bit can do so much.","All you have to do is let your imagination go wild.","Didn't you know you had that much power? You can move mountains. You can do anything.","If you don't like it - change it. It's your world.","There is immense joy in just watching - watching all the little creatures in nature.","Don't forget to tell these special people in your life just how special they are to you.","That is when you can experience true joy, when you have no fear.","We don't really know where this goes - and I'm not sure we really care.","Life is too short to be alone, too precious. Share it with a friend.","Work on one thing at a time. Don't get carried away - we have plenty of time.","If we're going to have animals around we all have to be concerned about them and take care of them.","Almost everything is going to happen for you automatically - you don't have to spend any time working or worrying.","Sometimes you learn more from your mistakes than you do from your masterpieces.","There are no limits in this world.","You can create anything that makes you happy.","You want your tree to have some character. Make it special.","In your world you have total and absolute power.","The man who does the best job is the one who is happy at his job.","Everything's not great in life, but we can still find beauty in it.","Don't hurry. Take your time and enjoy.","You're the greatest thing that has ever been or ever will be. You're special. You're so very special.","There is no right or wrong - as long as it makes you happy and doesn't hurt anyone.","Everyone needs a friend. Friends are the most valuable things in the world.","There are no mistakes. You can fix anything that happens.","That's why I paint - because I can create the kind of world I want - and I can make this world as happy as I want it.","It's life. It's interesting. It's fun.","Just think about these things in your mind - then bring them into your world.","In your imagination you can go anywhere you want.","That's what makes life fun. That you can make these decisions. That you can create the world that you want.","Go out on a limb - that's where the fruit is.","In this world, everything can be happy.","All you have to learn here is how to have fun.","Isn't it great to do something you can't fail at?","Anytime you learn something your time and energy are not wasted.","A tree cannot be straight if it has a crooked trunk.","You've got to learn to fight the temptation to resist these things. Just let them happen.","You create the dream - then you bring it into your world.","These things happen automatically. All you have to do is just let them happen.","You can do anything here. So don't worry about it.","This present moment is perfect simply due to the fact you're experiencing it.","Only God can make a tree - but you can paint one.","You can't make a mistake. Anything that happens you can learn to use - and make something beautiful out of it.","Put light against light - you have nothing. Put dark against dark - you have nothing. It's the contrast of light and dark that each give the other one meaning.","This is an example of what you can do with just a few things, a little imagination and a happy dream in your heart.","If what you're doing doesn't make you happy - you're doing the wrong thing.","Just relax and let it flow. That easy.","Every single thing in the world has its own personality - and it is up to you to make friends with the little rascals.","Trees grow however makes them happy.","Don't kill all your dark areas - you need them to show the light.","Everyone wants to enjoy the good parts - but you have to build the framework first.","A big strong tree needs big strong roots.","The light is your friend. Preserve it.","Everybody's different. Trees are different. Let them all be individuals.","We want to use a lot pressure while using no pressure at all.","Follow the lay of the land. It's most important.","We don't have anything but happy trees here.","Even trees need a friend. We all need friends.","Isn't it fantastic that you can change your mind and create all these happy things?","The first step to doing anything is to believe you can do it. See it finished in your mind before you ever start.","No worries. No cares. Just float and wait for the wind to blow you around.","It just happens - whether or not you worried about it or tried to plan it.","If it's not what you want - stop and change it. Don't just keep going and expect it will get better.","You can create the world you want to see and be a part of. You have that power.","How to paint. That's easy. What to paint. That's much harder.","We can always carry this a step further. There's really no end to this.","But we're not there yet, so we don't need to worry about it.","This is your creation - and it's just as unique and special as you are.","La- da- da- da- dah. Just be happy.","Just take out whatever you don't want. It'll change your entire perspective.","If you don't think every day is a good day - try missing a few. You'll see.","There isn't a rule. You just practice and find out which way works best for you.","Just let your mind wander and enjoy. This should make you happy.","We don't have to be committed. We are just playing here.","Remember how free clouds are. They just lay around in the sky all day long.","Any little thing can be your friend if you let it be.","The very fact that you're aware of suffering is enough reason to be overjoyed that you're alive and can experience it.","And that's when it becomes fun - you don't have to spend your time thinking about what's happening - you just let it happen.","This is probably the greatest thing to happen in my life - to be able to share this with you.","If there are two big trees, eventually there will be a little tree.","Everybody needs a friend.","You can do anything here - the only pre-requisite is that it makes you happy.","The more we do this - the more it will do good things to our heart.","Even the worst thing we can do here is good.","Absolutely no pressure. You are just a whisper floating across a mountain.","You have freedom here. The only guide is your heart.","Trees grow in all kinds of ways. They're not all perfectly straight. Not every limb is perfect.","We must be quiet, soft and gentle.","You can't have light without dark. You can't know happiness unless you've known sorrow.","Just let this happen. We just let this flow right out of our minds.","Just make a decision and let it go.","Everything is happy if you choose to make it that way.","You could sit here for weeks with your one hair brush trying to do that - or you could do it with one stroke with an almighty brush.","We're not trying to teach you a thing to copy. We're just here to teach you a technique, then let you loose into the world.","A tree needs to be your friend if you're going to paint him.","You have to make almighty decisions when you're the creator.","This is your world, whatever makes you happy you can put in it. Go crazy.","We don't have to be concerned about it. We just have to let it fall where it will.","We don't need any guidelines or formats. All we need to do is just let it flow right out of us.","Let all these little things happen. Don't fight them. Learn to use them.","I sincerely wish for you every possible joy life could bring.","We spend so much of our life looking - but never seeing.","Talent is a pursued interest. That is to say, anything you practice you can do.","Let's make some happy little clouds in our world"] +from data.bobross import quotes @hook.regex("^[Bb]ob [Rr]oss fact$") @hook.command diff --git a/plugins/data/bobross.py b/plugins/data/bobross.py new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7584fee --- /dev/null +++ b/plugins/data/bobross.py @@ -0,0 +1,166 @@ +quotes = [ + "That's a crooked tree. We'll send him to Washington.", + "The only thing worse than yellow snow is green snow.", + "I like to beat the brush.", + "In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when I get home, the only thing I have power over is the garbage.", + "You need the dark in order to show the light.", + "Look around. Look at what we have. Beauty is everywhere you only have to look to see it.", + "Just go out and talk to a tree. Make friends with it.", + "There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend.", + "Trees cover up a multitude of sins.", + "They say everything looks better with odd numbers of things. But sometimes I put even numbers\u00e2\u20ac\u201djust to upset the critics.", + "How do you make a round circle with a square knife? That's your challenge for the day.", + "A thin paint will stick to a thick paint.", + "Just beat the devil out of it.", + "We don't make mistakes we just have happy little accidents.", + "We'll paint one happy little tree right here.", + "Just pretend you are a whisper floating across a mountain.", + "From all of us here, I want to wish you happy painting and God bless, my friends.", + "We tell people sometimes: we're like drug dealers, come into town and get everybody absolutely addicted to painting. It doesn't take much to get you addicted.", + "The secret to doing anything is believing that you can do it. Anything that you believe you can do strong enough, you can do. Anything. As long as you believe.", + "Water's like me. It's laaazy\u00c2 ... Boy, it always looks for the easiest way to do things", + "I really believe that if you practice enough you could paint the 'Mona Lisa' with a two-inch brush.", + "If I paint something, I don't want to have to explain what it is.", + "We artists are a different breed of people. We're a happy bunch.", + "I guess I'm a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That's okay though; I have more fun than most people.", + "Let's get crazy.", + "I can't think of anything more rewarding than being able to express yourself to others through painting.", + "Exercising the imagination, experimenting with talents, being creative; these things, to me, are truly the windows to your soul.", + "All you need to paint is a few tools, a little instruction, and a vision in your mind.", + "I started painting as a hobby when I was little. I didn't know I had any talent. I believe talent is just a pursued interest. Anybody can do what I do.", + "Everyone is going to see things differently - and that's the way it should be.", + "No pressure. Just relax and watch it happen.", + "When you do it your way you can go anywhere you choose.", + "You can create beautiful things - but you have to see them in your mind first", + "It's so important to do something every day that will make you happy", + "Don't be afraid to make these big decisions. Once you start, they sort of just make themselves.", + "With something so strong, a little bit can go a long way.", + "You have to allow the paint to break to make it beautiful.", + "Think about a cloud. Just float around and be there.", + "In nature, dead trees are just as normal as live trees.", + "It's hard to see things when you're too close. Take a step back and look.", + "Only think about one thing at a time. Don't get greedy.", + "If you do too much it's going to lose its effectiveness.", + "Use absolutely no pressure. Just like an angel's wing.", + "You're meant to have fun in life.", + "In life you need colors.", + "It's a super day, so why not make a beautiful sky?", + "Just let go - and fall like a little waterfall.", + "It's beautiful - and we haven't even done anything to it yet.", + "Be careful. You can always add more - but you can't take it away.", + "Pretend you're water. Just floating without any effort. Having a good day.", + "When things happen - enjoy them. They're little gifts.", + "Take your time. Speed will come later.", + "It's amazing what you can do with a little love in your heart.", + "God gave you this gift of imagination. Use it.", + "Paint anything you want on the canvas. Create your own world.", + "That's what painting is all about. It should make you feel good when you paint.", + "You can do anything your heart can imagine.", + "With practice comes confidence.", + "This is happy place, little squirrels live here and play.", + "We have no limits to our world. We're only limited by our imagination.", + "Be so very light. Be a gentle whisper.", + "The least little bit can do so much.", + "All you have to do is let your imagination go wild.", + "Didn't you know you had that much power? You can move mountains. You can do anything.", + "If you don't like it - change it. It's your world.", + "There is immense joy in just watching - watching all the little creatures in nature.", + "Don't forget to tell these special people in your life just how special they are to you.", + "That is when you can experience true joy, when you have no fear.", + "We don't really know where this goes - and I'm not sure we really care.", + "Life is too short to be alone, too precious. Share it with a friend.", + "Work on one thing at a time. Don't get carried away - we have plenty of time.", + "If we're going to have animals around we all have to be concerned about them and take care of them.", + "Almost everything is going to happen for you automatically - you don't have to spend any time working or worrying.", + "Sometimes you learn more from your mistakes than you do from your masterpieces.", + "There are no limits in this world.", + "You can create anything that makes you happy.", + "You want your tree to have some character. Make it special.", + "In your world you have total and absolute power.", + "The man who does the best job is the one who is happy at his job.", + "Everything's not great in life, but we can still find beauty in it.", + "Don't hurry. Take your time and enjoy.", + "You're the greatest thing that has ever been or ever will be. You're special. You're so very special.", + "There is no right or wrong - as long as it makes you happy and doesn't hurt anyone.", + "Everyone needs a friend. Friends are the most valuable things in the world.", + "There are no mistakes. You can fix anything that happens.", + "That's why I paint - because I can create the kind of world I want - and I can make this world as happy as I want it.", + "It's life. It's interesting. It's fun.", + "Just think about these things in your mind - then bring them into your world.", + "In your imagination you can go anywhere you want.", + "That's what makes life fun. That you can make these decisions. That you can create the world that you want.", + "Go out on a limb - that's where the fruit is.", + "In this world, everything can be happy.", + "All you have to learn here is how to have fun.", + "Isn't it great to do something you can't fail at?", + "Anytime you learn something your time and energy are not wasted.", + "A tree cannot be straight if it has a crooked trunk.", + "You've got to learn to fight the temptation to resist these things. Just let them happen.", + "You create the dream - then you bring it into your world.", + "These things happen automatically. All you have to do is just let them happen.", + "You can do anything here. So don't worry about it.", + "This present moment is perfect simply due to the fact you're experiencing it.", + "Only God can make a tree - but you can paint one.", + "You can't make a mistake. Anything that happens you can learn to use - and make something beautiful out of it.", + "Put light against light - you have nothing. Put dark against dark - you have nothing. It's the contrast of light and dark that each give the other one meaning.", + "This is an example of what you can do with just a few things, a little imagination and a happy dream in your heart.", + "If what you're doing doesn't make you happy - you're doing the wrong thing.", + "Just relax and let it flow. That easy.", + "Every single thing in the world has its own personality - and it is up to you to make friends with the little rascals.", + "Trees grow however makes them happy.", + "Don't kill all your dark areas - you need them to show the light.", + "Everyone wants to enjoy the good parts - but you have to build the framework first.", + "A big strong tree needs big strong roots.", + "The light is your friend. Preserve it.", + "Everybody's different. Trees are different. Let them all be individuals.", + "We want to use a lot pressure while using no pressure at all.", + "Follow the lay of the land. It's most important.", + "We don't have anything but happy trees here.", + "Even trees need a friend. We all need friends.", + "Isn't it fantastic that you can change your mind and create all these happy things?", + "The first step to doing anything is to believe you can do it. See it finished in your mind before you ever start.", + "No worries. No cares. Just float and wait for the wind to blow you around.", + "It just happens - whether or not you worried about it or tried to plan it.", + "If it's not what you want - stop and change it. Don't just keep going and expect it will get better.", + "You can create the world you want to see and be a part of. You have that power.", + "How to paint. That's easy. What to paint. That's much harder.", + "We can always carry this a step further. There's really no end to this.", + "But we're not there yet, so we don't need to worry about it.", + "This is your creation - and it's just as unique and special as you are.", + "La- da- da- da- dah. Just be happy.", + "Just take out whatever you don't want. It'll change your entire perspective.", + "If you don't think every day is a good day - try missing a few. You'll see.", + "There isn't a rule. You just practice and find out which way works best for you.", + "Just let your mind wander and enjoy. This should make you happy.", + "We don't have to be committed. We are just playing here.", + "Remember how free clouds are. They just lay around in the sky all day long.", + "Any little thing can be your friend if you let it be.", + "The very fact that you're aware of suffering is enough reason to be overjoyed that you're alive and can experience it.", + "And that's when it becomes fun - you don't have to spend your time thinking about what's happening - you just let it happen.", + "This is probably the greatest thing to happen in my life - to be able to share this with you.", + "If there are two big trees, eventually there will be a little tree.", + "Everybody needs a friend.", + "You can do anything here - the only pre-requisite is that it makes you happy.", + "The more we do this - the more it will do good things to our heart.", + "Even the worst thing we can do here is good.", + "Absolutely no pressure. You are just a whisper floating across a mountain.", + "You have freedom here. The only guide is your heart.", + "Trees grow in all kinds of ways. They're not all perfectly straight. Not every limb is perfect.", + "We must be quiet, soft and gentle.", + "You can't have light without dark. You can't know happiness unless you've known sorrow.", + "Just let this happen. We just let this flow right out of our minds.", + "Just make a decision and let it go.", + "Everything is happy if you choose to make it that way.", + "You could sit here for weeks with your one hair brush trying to do that - or you could do it with one stroke with an almighty brush.", + "We're not trying to teach you a thing to copy. We're just here to teach you a technique, then let you loose into the world.", + "A tree needs to be your friend if you're going to paint him.", + "You have to make almighty decisions when you're the creator.", + "This is your world, whatever makes you happy you can put in it. Go crazy.", + "We don't have to be concerned about it. We just have to let it fall where it will.", + "We don't need any guidelines or formats. All we need to do is just let it flow right out of us.", + "Let all these little things happen. Don't fight them. Learn to use them.", + "I sincerely wish for you every possible joy life could bring.", + "We spend so much of our life looking - but never seeing.", + "Talent is a pursued interest. That is to say, anything you practice you can do.", + "Let's make some happy little clouds in our world" +]