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-= Skybot =
-
-==Goals==
-* simplicity
-** little boilerplate
-** minimal magic
-* power
-** multithreading
-** automatic reloading
-** extensibility
-
-==Features==
-* Multithreaded dispatch and the ability to connect to multiple networks at a time.
-* Easy plugin development with automatic reloading and a simple hooking API.
-
-==Requirements==
-To install dependencies, run:
-
-    pip install -r requirements.txt
-
-Skybot runs on Python 2.7.
-
-==License==
-Skybot is public domain. If you find a way to make money using it, I'll be very impressed.
-
-See LICENSE for precise terms.
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+# h
+
+#### The shitposting utility bot that you won't be able to live without.
+
+This is pretty much a fork of skybot with all conflicting plugins removed so it can be happy in `irc.ponychat.net` `#geek` and offer new and innovative ways to pass the time doing absolutely useless things.
+
+```
+Quora ╡ printer fact
+    h ╡ > printers purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.
+```
+
+You'll probably need to install the pip requirements, but those may be out of date. Good luck.
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 lxml
+requests