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@ -14,3 +14,19 @@ Now, is General Grievous supposed to be funny? Cause they said he was a villain,
Baby's Day Out is about as interesting as my taint.
When will I get my merkins in the mail?
Anybody wanna help me milk my cock? http://i.imgur.com/vvfu4Y5.jpg
You see, a guy named William Shakesman once said, "Brevity is the soul of wit." This just means "Don't waste my time." You keep it nice and simple.
Anybody want a pizza roll? Post a comment on this webzone if you want a pizza roll.
Who's fucking with my medicine?
It's good to show contempt for your audience. Just ask Michael Bay.
The entire senate is filled with stupid idiots.
Aw, ain't he cute? His name is Johnny. I adopted him from a grocery store parking lot.
Trust me, I'm a doctor. Kind of.
Stop feeding us this pig slop! I'm only half pig.
What red-blooded male wouldn't want to dock his canoe in Natalie's port, man?
Anybody wanna help me milk my cat? It's time to make breakfast.
Palpatine's behind it all.
See, when you say something right to a woman, she smiles, it tickles her brain, which in turns sends blood flowing down to her sex hole.
My cat ain't gonna milk itself!
Sometimes a cigar is just a giant vagina in the desert that swallows men whole.
What's wrong with your face?
Get outta my house. Get outta my creepy house. Don't go in my basement either.