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plinkett quotes for Burny

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Christine Dodrill 2015-11-28 01:21:21 -08:00
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This guy Lucas has got us all by the balls. His fingers are in our wallets. Get your finger out of my ass wallet!
The Millennium Falcon is safe. It was not raped. Where would you rape the Millennium Falcon anyway?
I'm gonna fuck my cat and eat my cat and I'm gonna kidnap a hooker, and it'll help me fuck the pain away.
Now I've analyzed this movie with a team of cheerleaders, who all came to one unanymous conclusion: that if I let them go, they won't tell nobody.
What red-blooded male wouldn't want to dock his canoe in Natalie's port, man?
Empire pulled this off perfectly, of course. 'Cause I love Empire so much I fuck it.
Oh, my pizza rolls is done. You want some pizza rolls? Are ya sure? They're really good pizza rolls. They're hot and pizza-y.
This is what they call filler, and it's nowhere near as good as the kind they put in Twinkies. Mmmmm...I like to fuck my cat.
Paging Dr. Plinkett. Dr. Plinkett is in, I'm here. Somebody pass the Vicodin. No, wait, we need Ambien. Well, we sure need some-thien.
And someone even said it was the bestest movie ever because it had lava in it. Aw, ain't he cute? His name is Johnny. I adopted him, from a grocery store parking lot.
Even Ray Charles could see that coming, and he doesn't know anything about Star Wars.
There are two types of people in this world: people that understand what I'm saying, and people that like the Star Wars prequels.
Now, is General Grievous supposed to be funny? Cause they said he was a villain, not a comedian, like Larry Seinfeld. But rather a creepy weirdo, like Jerry Flint. I'm so confused.
Baby's Day Out is about as interesting as my taint.
When will I get my merkins in the mail?
Anybody wanna help me milk my cock? http://i.imgur.com/vvfu4Y5.jpg

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from random import choice
from util import hook
quotes = []
with open("./plugins/data/plinkett.txt", "r") as fin:
quotes = fin.readlines()
@hook.command
@hook.regex("^plinkett fact$")
def plinkett(inp):
return choice(quotes)