diff --git a/cmd/mi/main.go b/cmd/mi/main.go
index d9add87..7916b6c 100644
--- a/cmd/mi/main.go
+++ b/cmd/mi/main.go
@@ -11,9 +11,11 @@ import (
 
 	"github.com/facebookarchive/flagenv"
 	_ "github.com/joho/godotenv/autoload"
+	r "gopkg.in/rethinkdb/rethinkdb-go.v6"
 	"within.website/ln"
 	"within.website/ln/ex"
 	"within.website/mi/rethink"
+	"within.website/mi/switchcounter"
 	"within.website/x/web/useragent"
 )
 
@@ -36,6 +38,9 @@ var (
 
 	// meta
 	noPush = flag.Bool("no-push", false, "if set, don't push content")
+
+	// switchcounter
+	switchFile = flag.String("switch-file", "", "if set, import switches from CSV")
 )
 
 func main() {
@@ -89,6 +94,28 @@ func main() {
 		mux:            mux,
 	}
 	mi.RegisterRoutes()
+	sc := switchcounter.New(session, mux)
+
+	if *switchFile != "" {
+		fin, err := os.Open(*switchFile)
+		if err != nil {
+			ln.FatalErr(ctx, err)
+		}
+
+		switches, err := sc.ImportCSV(fin)
+		if err != nil {
+			ln.FatalErr(ctx, err)
+		}
+
+		if len(switches) == 0 {
+			panic("what")
+		}
+
+		err = r.Table("switches").Insert(switches).Exec(session)
+		if err != nil {
+			ln.FatalErr(ctx, err)
+		}
+	}
 
 	ctx, cancel := context.WithCancel(ctx)
 	go func(cf func()) {
diff --git a/cmd/mi/middleware.go b/cmd/mi/middleware.go
index d8d4f33..0cf0a9a 100644
--- a/cmd/mi/middleware.go
+++ b/cmd/mi/middleware.go
@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@ import (
 	"encoding/json"
 	"flag"
 	"net/http"
+	"strings"
 	"time"
 
 	"github.com/google/uuid"
@@ -75,6 +76,10 @@ func (pm PasetoMiddleware) ServeHTTP(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
 		goto ok
 	}
 
+	if strings.HasPrefix(r.URL.EscapedPath(), "/webhooks/") {
+		goto ok
+	}
+
 	err = pm.v2.Verify(tok, pm.pubKey, &newJsonToken, &newFooter)
 	if err != nil {
 		ln.Error(r.Context(), err)
diff --git a/go.mod b/go.mod
index 12fff03..b573d32 100644
--- a/go.mod
+++ b/go.mod
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@ require (
 	christine.website v1.3.1
 	github.com/McKael/madon v2.3.0+incompatible
 	github.com/McKael/madon/v2 v2.0.0-20180929094633-c679abc985d6
+	github.com/celrenheit/sandflake v0.0.0-20190410195419-50a943690bc2
 	github.com/dghubble/go-twitter v0.0.0-20190719072343-39e5462e111f
 	github.com/dghubble/oauth1 v0.6.0
 	github.com/facebookarchive/flagenv v0.0.0-20160425205200-fcd59fca7456
diff --git a/go.sum b/go.sum
index fbe9e37..ddcb131 100644
--- a/go.sum
+++ b/go.sum
@@ -26,6 +26,7 @@ github.com/beorn7/perks v1.0.0/go.mod h1:KWe93zE9D1o94FZ5RNwFwVgaQK1VOXiVxmqh+Ce
 github.com/beorn7/perks v1.0.1/go.mod h1:G2ZrVWU2WbWT9wwq4/hrbKbnv/1ERSJQ0ibhJ6rlkpw=
 github.com/birkelund/boltdbcache v1.0.0/go.mod h1:WgJWF40tV+4K0Q7MxAPbWEIkgs4AVUB7EyKVds0EgfQ=
 github.com/bwmarrin/discordgo v0.20.1/go.mod h1:O9S4p+ofTFwB02em7jkpkV8M3R0/PUVOwN61zSZ0r4Q=
+github.com/celrenheit/sandflake v0.0.0-20190410195419-50a943690bc2 h1:/BpnZPo/sk1vPlt62dLya5KCn7PN9ZBDrpTGlQzgUZI=
 github.com/celrenheit/sandflake v0.0.0-20190410195419-50a943690bc2/go.mod h1:7L8gY0+4GYeBc9TvqVuDUq7tXuM6Sj7llnt7HkVwWlQ=
 github.com/cenkalti/backoff v2.0.0+incompatible h1:5IIPUHhlnUZbcHQsQou5k1Tn58nJkeJL9U+ig5CHJbY=
 github.com/cenkalti/backoff v2.0.0+incompatible/go.mod h1:90ReRw6GdpyfrHakVjL/QHaoyV4aDUVVkXQJJJ3NXXM=
diff --git a/switchcounter/ingest.go b/switchcounter/ingest.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..75d583d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/switchcounter/ingest.go
@@ -0,0 +1,66 @@
+package switchcounter
+
+import (
+	"encoding/csv"
+	"io"
+	"log"
+	"strconv"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/celrenheit/sandflake"
+)
+
+type Switch struct {
+	ID        string        `json:"id"`
+	Who       string        `json:"who"`
+	StartedAt time.Time     `json:"started_at"`
+	EndedAt   *time.Time    `json:"ended_at"`
+	Duration  time.Duration `json:"duration"`
+}
+
+//                  2020-01-04 13:42:13 UTC
+const timeFormat = `2006-01-02 15:04:05 MST`
+
+func (s *Switches) ImportCSV(r io.Reader) ([]Switch, error) {
+	var result []Switch
+	rd := csv.NewReader(r)
+	rows, err := rd.ReadAll()
+	if err != nil {
+		return nil, err
+	}
+
+	for _, row := range rows[1:] {
+		log.Printf("%v", row)
+		startedAtVal := row[1]
+		endedAtVal := row[2]
+
+		startedAt, err := time.Parse(timeFormat, startedAtVal)
+		if err != nil {
+			return nil, err
+		}
+
+		endedAt, err := time.Parse(timeFormat, endedAtVal)
+		if err != nil {
+			return nil, err
+		}
+
+		lenSeconds, err := strconv.ParseInt(row[3], 10, 64)
+		if err != nil {
+			return nil, err
+		}
+
+		g := sandflake.NewFixedTimeGenerator(startedAt)
+		id := g.Next()
+		sw := Switch{
+			ID:        id.String(),
+			Who:       row[0],
+			StartedAt: startedAt,
+			EndedAt:   &endedAt,
+			Duration:  time.Duration(lenSeconds) * time.Second,
+		}
+
+		result = append(result, sw)
+	}
+
+	return result, nil
+}
diff --git a/switchcounter/storage.go b/switchcounter/storage.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c6bb07b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/switchcounter/storage.go
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+package switchcounter
+
+import (
+	"net/http"
+
+	r "gopkg.in/rethinkdb/rethinkdb-go.v6"
+)
+
+type Switches struct {
+	session *r.Session
+}
+
+func New(session *r.Session, mux *http.ServeMux) *Switches {
+	result := &Switches{
+		session: session,
+	}
+
+	mux.HandleFunc("/switches/", result.GetSwitches)
+	mux.HandleFunc("/switches/current", result.Current)
+	mux.HandleFunc("/switches/switch", result.RegisterSwitch)
+
+	return result
+}
diff --git a/switchcounter/switch.go b/switchcounter/switch.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4c7fc44
--- /dev/null
+++ b/switchcounter/switch.go
@@ -0,0 +1,160 @@
+package switchcounter
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"encoding/json"
+	"io/ioutil"
+	"net/http"
+	"strconv"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/celrenheit/sandflake"
+	r "gopkg.in/rethinkdb/rethinkdb-go.v6"
+	"within.website/ln"
+)
+
+func (s *Switches) Get(ctx context.Context, limit, page int) ([]Switch, error) {
+	var result []Switch
+	res, err := r.Table("switches").
+		OrderBy(r.Desc("started_at")).
+		Limit(limit).
+		Skip(page * limit).
+		Run(s.session)
+	if err != nil {
+		return nil, err
+	}
+
+	err = res.All(&result)
+	if err != nil {
+		return nil, err
+	}
+
+	return result, nil
+}
+
+func (s *Switches) Switch(ctx context.Context, who string) (Switch, Switch, error) {
+	var lastSw Switch
+	var currentSw Switch
+
+	res, err := r.Table("switches").
+		OrderBy(r.Desc("started_at")).
+		Limit(1).
+		Run(s.session)
+	if err != nil {
+		return lastSw, currentSw, err
+	}
+
+	err = res.One(&lastSw)
+	if err != nil {
+		return lastSw, currentSw, err
+	}
+
+	now := time.Now().UTC()
+	lastSw.EndedAt = &now
+	lastSw.Duration = now.Sub(lastSw.StartedAt).Round(time.Second)
+	err = r.Table("switches").
+		Update(lastSw).
+		Exec(s.session)
+	if err != nil {
+		return lastSw, currentSw, err
+	}
+
+	currentSw = Switch{
+		ID:        sandflake.Next().String(),
+		Who:       who,
+		StartedAt: now,
+	}
+
+	err = r.Table("switches").
+		Insert(currentSw).
+		Exec(s.session)
+	if err != nil {
+		return lastSw, currentSw, err
+	}
+
+	return lastSw, currentSw, nil
+}
+
+func (s *Switches) Current(rw http.ResponseWriter, req *http.Request) {
+	var result Switch
+	res, err := r.Table("switches").
+		OrderBy(r.Desc("started_at")).
+		Limit(1).
+		Run(s.session)
+	if err != nil {
+		ln.Error(req.Context(), err)
+		http.Error(rw, "can't get data", http.StatusInternalServerError)
+	}
+
+	err = res.One(&result)
+	if err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+
+	switch req.Header.Get("Accept") {
+	case "text/plain":
+		http.Error(rw, result.Who, http.StatusOK)
+		return
+	default:
+		json.NewEncoder(rw).Encode(result)
+	}
+}
+
+func (s *Switches) GetSwitches(rw http.ResponseWriter, req *http.Request) {
+	var (
+		limit = 40
+		page  = 0
+	)
+	q := req.URL.Query()
+
+	if val := q.Get("limit"); val != "" {
+		i, err := strconv.Atoi(val)
+		if err != nil {
+			http.Error(rw, "limit is bad: "+err.Error(), http.StatusBadRequest)
+			return
+		}
+		limit = i
+	}
+
+	if val := q.Get("page"); val != "" {
+		i, err := strconv.Atoi(val)
+		if err != nil {
+			http.Error(rw, "page is bad: "+err.Error(), http.StatusBadRequest)
+			return
+		}
+		page = i
+	}
+
+	switches, err := s.Get(req.Context(), limit, page)
+	if err != nil {
+		ln.Error(req.Context(), err)
+		http.Error(rw, "can't get data", http.StatusInternalServerError)
+		return
+	}
+
+	json.NewEncoder(rw).Encode(switches)
+}
+
+func (s *Switches) RegisterSwitch(rw http.ResponseWriter, req *http.Request) {
+	who, err := ioutil.ReadAll(req.Body)
+	defer req.Body.Close()
+	if err != nil {
+		http.Error(rw, err.Error(), http.StatusBadRequest)
+		return
+	}
+
+	last, current, err := s.Switch(req.Context(), string(who))
+	if err != nil {
+		ln.Error(req.Context(), err)
+		http.Error(rw, err.Error(), http.StatusInternalServerError)
+		return
+	}
+
+	json.NewEncoder(rw).Encode(struct {
+		Last    Switch `json:"last"`
+		Current Switch `json:"current"`
+	}{
+		Last:    last,
+		Current: current,
+	})
+}