time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1291.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53f86239636872421cd00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"weird post about fetishes","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f863a363687205787e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"weird fetish about posts","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53f863df636872144a9f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"gif of a cat or something","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f864296368726086e40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"a link to a hilarious video","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53f864776368720e4cb10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"internet abbreviation ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f8683963687239f4960200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/YNcoItu.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f869fd6368726a2ca80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/aHqVJcl.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f88102636872655eda0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/video-game-general/post/53ee56e363687261116d0000#post_53ee56e363687261116d0000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]anyone know anything about this game five nights at freddie´s?[/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\nman i didint know what i was in for back then...","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f89f0463687246f5a80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f88102636872655eda0000#post_53f88102636872655eda0000\r\nI want to buy it but then I remember I'd have to go through me mum to buy it and that she'd knock that idea down faster than I could say it...","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53f8b1a46368722a1bfe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"KR Gaim is ending next month. I guess I'll start watching it when September gets here so I don't have to do any waiting. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f8cec963687263edcc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://t.facdn.net/8303168@400-1341015604.jpg!","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53f8d5ec6368723e03b10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"today starts my burthday party","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f8d6356368722e4aef0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f8d5ec6368723e03b10100#post_53f8d5ec6368723e03b10100\r\nNice\r\n\r\nYou have one less year to live.\r\n\r\nWoo.","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53f8d66d63687275b8580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f8d6356368722e4aef0100#post_53f8d6356368722e4aef0100\r\n\r\none less year of torture in this mortal world.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f8d72c6368726bbe020100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f8d5ec6368723e03b10100#post_53f8d5ec6368723e03b10100\r\nI despise birthday parties. Particularly _my own_ birthday parties. If I had the choice, I would never celebrate my own birthday.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53f8d764636872212f730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f8d66d63687275b8580000#post_53f8d66d63687275b8580000\r\nOkay. Yeah. But that's also one less year of video games. Or, like, the magic of parenthood or whatever. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f8d7bc636872370f2d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f8d6356368722e4aef0100#post_53f8d6356368722e4aef0100\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f8d66d63687275b8580000#post_53f8d66d63687275b8580000\r\n\r\nWell aren't you both just the textbook definition of cheery?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53f8d9c76368722d79ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"lil wayne was named song