time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1599.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5419068363687243e19b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419063763687243e18c0000#post_5419063763687243e18c0000\r\n\r\nUnless you're in for a three way","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5419069c6368727cf7300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419068363687243e19b0000#post_5419068363687243e19b0000\r\nAre you a dude?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541906c26368724a43560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419069c6368727cf7300000#post_5419069c6368727cf7300000\r\n\r\nI can be whatever you want me to","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541906da63687274087e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541906c26368724a43560000#post_541906c26368724a43560000\r\nCan you be a racecar","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"541906f06368726cf61a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541906c26368724a43560000#post_541906c26368724a43560000\r\nI highly doubt you could be an slippery squirmy tentacle monster.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5419071e6368721495d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541906f06368726cf61a0100#post_541906f06368726cf61a0100\r\nnot on his own he can't","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541907366368723171a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541906f06368726cf61a0100#post_541906f06368726cf61a0100\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541906da63687274087e0000#post_541906da63687274087e0000\r\n\r\nI can die trying","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5419076c63687226a8cb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys just curious here, but I got asked this funny question on a WoW forum, in the unlikely event you find yourself in the company of Night Elves, would you:\r\n\r\nA. Hit on the first hot elf babe you see? \r\n\r\nB. Act like a gentlemen in a strange place.\r\n\r\nC. Freak out at the fact you somehow teleported from your home to a magical place that supposed to not exist. \r\n\r\nOr D. Cover your boner from the elves the moment you realize you were jacking off at the thought of having sex with elves? :D","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"541907886368722501ea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541907366368723171a50000#post_541907366368723171a50000\r\n\r\nHonk honk! ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"541907ab63687201fdf40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419076c63687226a8cb0100#post_5419076c63687226a8cb0100\r\nany sane person would probably freak out","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541907b4636872654cb00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419076c63687226a8cb0100#post_5419076c63687226a8cb0100\r\nI'd ask them who made their armor.\r\nBecause female armor in WOW is waaaaaaaay too slutty.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541907e663687272e5bc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419076c63687226a8cb0100#post_5419076c63687226a8cb0100\r\n\r\nB, so that I can cover D and C and eventually reach A","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54190823636872447d480100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541907b4636872654cb00000#post_541907b4636872654cb00000\r\nyou mean most games?\r\n\r\ni wanna see a game where the male armour can be just as slutty\r\n\r\nbecause honestly\r\nit's okay to have fanservice with female characters\r\nbut only if the same is done with male characters\r