time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2/2812.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5498cf216368721615fd0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/pLrbfuP.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5498cf6a63687218e8080500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8403362048/h8F92A4C6/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5498d04b63687217498d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5498cf6a63687218e8080500#post_5498cf6a63687218e8080500\r\n_*Christ*_ ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5498d0856368721a902e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5498cf6a63687218e8080500#post_5498cf6a63687218e8080500\r\nI tried that line once.\r\nIt got me punched.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5498d1796368721ab5380500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5498d0856368721a902e0500#post_5498d0856368721a902e0500\r\n[spoiler]But was it worth it though[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5498d1e563687218949a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8405393664/h2248BE05/!\r\nWhich ironic with these people's mindset. Because Santa Claus was actually derived from a Christian saint.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5498d28463687256b8fb0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5498d1796368721ab5380500#post_5498d1796368721ab5380500\r\nNot really.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5498d3b36368721e20880500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5498cdef6368721acb0d0500#post_5498cdef6368721acb0d0500\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5498cd236368721ab5a90400#post_5498cd236368721ab5a90400\r\nself defence à la gasmaskangel:\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/aaaargh.gif![/spoiler][/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\nPretty much, yeah. Or at least it would be if my answer to \"What do you attack first?\" wasn't also penis.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5498d4a46368721ec9480600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i have done nothing but listen to shitty joke mashups and im crying","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5498d4d56368721a9d440500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5498d4a46368721ec9480600#post_5498d4a46368721ec9480600\r\nYou okay man?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5498d59b6368721911f50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5498d4d56368721a9d440500#post_5498d4d56368721a9d440500\r\n\r\nno\r\n\r\nthese are too good\r\n\r\ni cant breath","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5498d6eb6368721615080600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can breathe through my nose again!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5498d8206368727f058e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.says-it.com/scripts/csg-classic2.pl?line1=WE+DONT&line2=TOUCH+CILDR+N&font=2!","author":null},{"id":"5498d8346368721e6ab60600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SQUEEEEPS","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5498d891636872587e0b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5498d8346368721e6ab60600#post_5498d8346368721e6ab60600\r\nSqueaky squeak squeaker?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5498d9366368721e20470600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.says-it.com/scripts/csg-classic4.pl?line1=&line2=KURO+BURGER&line3=ONLY+%245.00&line4=&font=2!\r\n\r\nlook what i did","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5498da4f6368721b47eb0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5498d891636872587e0b0100#post_5498d891636872587e0b0100\r\nSqueak?\r\n!http://ecx.images-amazo