time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5085.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551c32d56368726036c91800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c2e8e63687262463c0000#post_551c2e8e63687262463c0000\r\nI'm gonna start repressing that now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551c33cd636872611e7d0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So has anyone seen any of the trailers for the upcoming Fantastic Four movie?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551c34aa636872626d4b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c33cd636872611e7d0e00#post_551c33cd636872611e7d0e00\r\nYou mean the one who's only purpose will be to keep the IP away from Marvel? cuz if so\r\n\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/4/1/861931__safe_meme_animated_equestria+girls_text_image+macro_sunset+shimmer_reaction+image_song_super+saiyan.gif! ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551c35486368726145a90d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c32d56368726036c91800#post_551c32d56368726036c91800\r\n^_glub glub_^","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"551c359463687261e32e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c33cd636872611e7d0e00#post_551c33cd636872611e7d0e00\r\nI saw one\r\nIt was very vague\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c34aa636872626d4b0000#post_551c34aa636872626d4b0000\r\nWhat is that from?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"551c363963687261e3750300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c359463687261e32e0300#post_551c359463687261e32e0300\r\n\"Here\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eTef5Iqe0Y","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551c384563687261e3ff0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just ordered something! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551c387263687262c3300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c384563687261e3ff0400#post_551c384563687261e3ff0400\r\nWas it porn?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551c389463687261e3480500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c384563687261e3ff0400#post_551c384563687261e3ff0400\r\nA drone strike?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"551c38e163687262461a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c387263687262c3300000#post_551c387263687262c3300000\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c389463687261e3480500#post_551c389463687261e3480500\r\nIt was this!\r\n!http://www.previewsworld.com/catalogimages/STK_IMAGES/STK640001-660000/STK646970.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551c38e46368726202c60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c384563687261e3ff0400#post_551c384563687261e3ff0400\r\nBoko No Piko?","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551c38e7636872626da40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Reminder for the day for those of you thinking about making a April fool's prank: in all probability your prank is lame.\r\n\r\nOn the other hand if you do something like dress as mario and go on the street in a go-cart throwing banana peels on the road that'll be hilarious and you totally should do it; or if mix in hot sauce with ketchup and put it on people's fries and then put hotsauce in their tea telling them it's orange juice and putting superglue on the chair so that they can't get up to get milk you should totally do that.\r\n\r\nOther potential pranks: putting laxative in your school/work's tea; putting a cake on a quick-release spring under the plastic plate and when they go to blow out the candle it smashes them in the face; putting a custard pie on top of a doorframe so when they open it they get it in their face; rep