time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5191.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55222ff6636872592b241a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55222f2b63687259f0321600#post_55222f2b63687259f0321600\r\n*ARE YOU KIDDING ME I'D STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOUR ASS, KICK IT DRY, TAKE A DIRTY YELLOW BUBBLING PISS IN IT AND ALL YOU COULD DO IS LOOK AT ME WITH A YELLOW SMILE ABOUT IT BOY, THAT'S RIGHT LOOK AT ME WITH A YELLOW SMILE ABOUT IT BOY*\r\n\r\nhe has a majestic way with words","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5522300d6368721ad0330c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"there we go","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"552231546368721c0d770700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Think t's time for me to hit the hay.\r\n\"Night everyone\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXSkoucUm8c\r\nZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5522324463687221541f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[bq]Haha I KNOW man!!!!!\r\nShe sounds like a fucking man!!!!! XD\r\nPeople always thinks she`s using\r\na Pitchifter BUT she DONT!!!!!\r\nIts ALL Exhale!.....We are really proud to have\r\nher on the mic!!!thumps up\r\nFUCKING BR00TAL AS HELL!!!\\\\m//[/bq]\r\n\r\nthis is the main reason i dont read youtube comments on metal videos","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55223b976368720496ba0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Made a thread about the most ponderous of mysteries","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"552246a263687259f02e2c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Feels like a curse when I can write a whole lot better when there's an audience or under pressure.\r\n\r\nThat would mean that every time I want to write, I'll end up stressed if I wrote good due to pressure or end up stress anyway because I can't write when I'm calm.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55224e1c6368727c1d622300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just heard a doorbell\r\n\r\nMy house doesn't have a doorbell ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55224f5763687259f01a3900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55224e1c6368727c1d622300#post_55224e1c6368727c1d622300\r\nThen who was doorbell?????\r\n\r\n_Spooooooopy_","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55224fd463687221548e1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I get to go to the city for 5 days!\r\nWhich is something since I haven't gone there for months.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"552251106368727c1d9d2700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55224f5763687259f01a3900#post_55224f5763687259f01a3900\r\n8spoop10me","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552278a3636872422c250900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552251106368727c1d9d2700#post_552251106368727c1d9d2700\r\nMust've been the infamous doorbell ghost.\r\nIt is said to wander around aimlessly a few days after easter, putting chocolate bunnies wrapped in tinfoil and condoms filled with ectoplasm in people's mailboxes then furiously ringing the doorbell of people, even if they don't have one. It will just pull out a doorbell from under it's sleves if it doesn't find any after five minutes of searching. It is also said to dig holes in the backyard looking for potentially hidden doorbells from people who might've hidden them there. Mostly though, the ghost just throws empty bottles of whiskey in the holes and take a piss all over them. The ghost is named Fred and is extremely afraid of cats, especially black cats since he was a racist doorbell salesman and part time chimneysweeper in his past life.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"5522813e6368727e8e8f3900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just found \"this old image\":https://derpibooru.org/593060 on Derpibooru which was full of drama on the last episode of Season 4.\r\n\r\nYeah, I laughed the whole way throughout