time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5193.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5522a2e76368724817701500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Imagine+if+you+will_eb431e_5502829.jpg!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5522a323636872704b360300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522a1d163687253a6cd2a00#post_5522a1d163687253a6cd2a00\r\n\r\nOmjarsoftesticles aI love your pic","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5522a43463687265573f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Uh-oh; there was a attack by ISIS against Palestine.\r\n\r\nThere's two ways this could go if ISIS expands into Palestine or Israel:\r\nEither:\r\n\"Oh fuck!  ISIS is going to kill us all if we don't fight against them!\"\r\nor\r\n\"Oh fuck!  A huge ass war!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5522aa296368725d47240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522a323636872704b360300#post_5522a323636872704b360300\r\nIt's from \"this\":http://youtu.be/IHLZwFHiTcc one (NSFW)\r\nYou've given me the Alfred bug\r\nNow I can't wait for the movie to be finished. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5522aaa36368721dbb690200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522a43463687265573f0700#post_5522a43463687265573f0700\r\nThose two sound way too similar.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5522aaf96368721f30400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522aa296368725d47240000#post_5522aa296368725d47240000\r\n\r\nWooooooooooooooo,I am excited for it too","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5522b0e663687266757f1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"* Inhale *","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5522b2ef63687229c0820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"<","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5522b35e63687229ff6d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522b2ef63687229c0820000#post_5522b2ef63687229c0820000\r\nI learned that my butt has been publishing books behind my back","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5522b37063687229ff7b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522b2ef63687229c0820000#post_5522b2ef63687229c0820000\r\nWatching Five Nights at Fuckboy videos.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5522b6fc636872261c070200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522b2ef63687229c0820000#post_5522b2ef63687229c0820000\r\n@FINISHED ONEPUNCHMAN@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5522b7016368722643890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I hope this Icon doesn't break the profanity rule...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5522bb11636872269a0a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Wakes up*\r\n\r\n*Checks his email*\r\n\r\n*AMAZON MESSAGES ME*\r\n\r\n*MY DELIVERY HAS SHIPPED AND IS ON THE WAY!*\r\n\r\n*\"AWWWWW YEEAAAH!!!!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX3htZmUbYI*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5522bc7363687226602d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522bb11636872269a0a0400#post_5522bb11636872269a0a0400\r\n@CEEEELEBRATION TIME. COME ON!@\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/92c3af4a68ae6eaa2067b97099d5e478/tumblr_nmdx7zoUYf1t1ig6no1_400.gif!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5522bcea6368722714970200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522b7016368722643890100#post_5522b7016368722643890100\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522bb11636872269a0a0400#post_5522bb11636872269a0a0400\r\n!theworstthingsforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/pounded-in-the-butt-by-my-own-butt.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5522bd2863687227f7210100",