time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/523.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539d0623636872169f6b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d05c06368720881800300#post_539d05c06368720881800300\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0593636872136f970000#post_539d0593636872136f970000\r\nThat's my girlfriend's homework.[/bq]\r\nOh wait; my bad; here's your homework:\r\n!https://s3.amazonaws.com/thumbnails.illustrationsource.com/huge.5.27723.JPG!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d06be6368720c62dc0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d05f163687219a9ea0500#post_539d05f163687219a9ea0500\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d05c963687217a1510500#post_539d05c963687217a1510500\r\nBut that doesn't mean he needs lunatic modo.[/bq]\r\nNo son of mine is joining team ⑨","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d06f663687216630d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0623636872169f6b0500#post_539d0623636872169f6b0500\r\nThat's my mother's.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d070f6368720881bb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d06be6368720c62dc0300#post_539d06be6368720c62dc0300\r\nHoney. YOU'RE a ⑨.\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d06f663687216630d0600#post_539d06f663687216630d0600\r\nThe hell it is!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d073663687216ae940600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d070f6368720881bb0300#post_539d070f6368720881bb0300\r\nICICLE FALL!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d07566368721663390600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d070f6368720881bb0300#post_539d070f6368720881bb0300\r\nIt is. Just ask her.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d0795636872136f930100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d073663687216ae940600#post_539d073663687216ae940600\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d070f6368720881bb0300#post_539d070f6368720881bb0300\r\nICICLE FALL![/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\nHERE COMES THE COOL AND CRAZY UNCLE (a la kramer)\r\n\r\n*twisted speeds as he quickly opens the door and tries not to slide and fall on the floor, he looks at the camera with a  smile as the audience aplauds*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d079b63687265e6910100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d073663687216ae940600#post_539d073663687216ae940600\r\nYes yes. Now come to bed dear.\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d07566368721663390600#post_539d07566368721663390600\r\nAnd you go to bed too. Mommy and daddy are _busy_","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d07e76368725c2b1d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d079b63687265e6910100#post_539d079b63687265e6910100\r\nKinky. Can I take pictures?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d07fb6368721826470500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't even know what's going on anymore","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"539d080563687217c1dc0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d07e76368725c2b1d0200#post_539d07e76368725c2b1d0200\r\nNo!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d084d6368721663780600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d079b63687265e6910100#post_539d079b63687265e6910100\r\n\r\n\r\nhey squiggy how you doin, can i borrow one of your hats","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d08506368720881000400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-th