time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5363.json

{"topics":[{"id":"552c8627636872371e0a1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c83b06368726060e01700#post_552c83b06368726060e01700\r\nSide note: why is it that in almost every fps game you can use a pistol as a rifle?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552c8670636872371e871600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"sohei is a digimon protagonist. everything about him is a digimon protagonist","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552c8745636872371ed71700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbt99eq6lW1qzqefvo1_500.gif![/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"552c883d63687248ab930700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c8670636872371e871600#post_552c8670636872371e871600\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]sohei is a digimon protagonist. everything about him is a digimon protagonist[/bq]\r\nBut Sohei has no goggles. YOU CAN'T BE A DIGIMON PROTAGONIST WITHOUT GOGGLES!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552c88c66368722029c80a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Two statues are built in the park, one of a nude man and the other of a nude woman.\r\n\r\n100 years pass, and an angel descends into the park to the delight and amazement of elderly folks, tweekers and gay couples hooking up alike. With a wave of his hand the angel causes both statues to become flesh and blood.\r\n\r\n\"For 100 years,\" the angel says, \"the two of you have stood with longing in your hearts and so today I have come to grant the two of you your fondest wish. You need to be quick though, because in fifteen minutes you must become statues again!\"\r\n\r\nThe pair look into each other's eyes and not a soul saw them that didn't weep for the magic of the moment as they ran into the bushes, from which came the sounds of giggling.\r\n\r\nSeven minutes later the very happy man and woman emerged from the bush, holding hands and smiling in beatific contentment.\r\n\r\n\"I'm glad you had fun,\" said the angel, \"but you've got seven minutes left and this is the only chance you will ever have. Why not have another go.\"\r\n\r\n\"Alright,\" said the man, gazing into the woman's smoldering eyes.\r\n\r\n\"But this time,\" she said, \"lets reverse it. [spoiler]You hold down the pigeon and I'll shit on it.\"[/spoiler]","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"552c88fd63687225142f2700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/ea6872d497ac4f7aef6a5dbe8eea5606/tumblr_n6qbq2SEsT1qivqtjo1_400.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"552c8903636872111bb80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c8745636872371ed71700#post_552c8745636872371ed71700\r\nIs this Jojo! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"552c898a6368727bcb290300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c883d63687248ab930700#post_552c883d63687248ab930700\r\nWEARING GOGGLES IS HARD WHEN YOUR EAR'S BEEN RIPPED OFF\r\n\r\nalso sensei's just this guy in fox form\r\n!http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1196215/thumbs/o-RICK-RUBIN-JAYZ-570.jpg?3!\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552c8be46368724a61e80c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.giphy.com/JdkiQ2kvOovx6.gif!\r\nI can't take it... I just can't.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552c8c0c636872111bb40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c8be46368724a61e80c00#post_552c8be46368724a61e80c00\r\nYOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF\r\nYOU DID THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552c8c3863687236b93e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552c8c0c636872111bb40500#post_552c8c0c636872111bb40500\r\nJust have something to wipe away the inevitable tears.","author":"4fde4618945b700