time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5493.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55345e1f6368725f89a90500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God fucking dammit!\r\nA rooster chased me and tried to pull down my pants!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55345e236368725fdf3d0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55345d966368721fa4390800#post_55345d966368721fa4390800\r\n@CAN I SEE THAT PIC THAT YOU ARE MAKING?@\r\n\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55345e426368725fdf6e0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55345dc163687272ad250400#post_55345dc163687272ad250400\r\n@NOT ME@\r\n@PROBABLY@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55345e6263687211372d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55345e236368725fdf3d0c00#post_55345e236368725fdf3d0c00\r\nI don't really want to upload an unfinished pic. (I'll just say that I'm taking \"Box chest\" To a whole new level.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55345e776368725f892f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55345e1f6368725f89a90500#post_55345e1f6368725f89a90500\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]God fucking dammit!\r\nA rooster chased me and tried to pull down my pants![/bq]\r\nDon't you know Cock fighting is illegal? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55345e8363687231086e0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55345e1f6368725f89a90500#post_55345e1f6368725f89a90500\r\nWhat a cock.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55345ea363687206e9ec0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Poor ol' Sanji.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55345eac63687211378c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55345e1f6368725f89a90500#post_55345e1f6368725f89a90500\r\n-What a cock-\r\nSHEIT","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55345eb26368721137920000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55345e8363687231086e0800#post_55345e8363687231086e0800\r\nWhat a… what a cock.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I'M GONNA DO IT, JON![/spoiler]","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55345ee063687206e9500b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55345eb26368721137920000#post_55345eb26368721137920000\r\nUR 2 SLO","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55345ee86368725f89c10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://blug.talkinganimal.co.uk/img/entries/damn_you_all_to_hell_640.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55345f2f6368721137280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55345ee86368725f89c10600#post_55345ee86368725f89c10600\r\n*EVERYTHINGS FREE DOWN HERE*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55345fa163687211378d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55345f2f6368721137280100#post_55345f2f6368721137280100\r\n\r\nYarrr me matey!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5534603963687231082d0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55345e1f6368725f89a90500#post_55345e1f6368725f89a90500\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]God fucking dammit!\r\nA rooster chased me and tried to pull down my pants![/bq]\r\n@IT'S OK, YOU COULD APPEAR IN THE NEXT BRAND OF SUNSCREENS LIKE THE LITTLE GIRL OF COPPERTONE@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"553460436368725dc6230400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"OH MY GOD\":www.amazon.com/Medicos-Entertainment-Collection-Children-Figure/dp/B00HI733RA/ref=sr_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1429495780&sr=8-13&keywords=Wolf+children\r\nKinda spensive though \r\n\r\nAnd the faces are a little derpy","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553460766368725dc6640400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd259000