time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5962.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554c143a6368723f0a6d0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/avatars/W1siZiIsIjIwMTUvMDUvMDUvMDVfMTFfMTJfODcxX2ZsdWZmbGVfcHVmZl91c2VyX2ljb25fYnlfc2FsbHlnZW5lcmF0aW9uc19kNmY4Y2NmLnBuZyJdLFsicCIsInRodW1iIiwiMTI1eDEyNSMiXV0.png![bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\r\nYou OK? No broken bones or anything?[/bq]\r\n\r\nFluffle Puff craves for pain","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554c14496368727e985f1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"All in all it could have been a lot worse than it was.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c14eb6368727e985b1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now I reward my survival with peanut M&Ms.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c151a6368720262ca0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c14496368727e985f1300#post_554c14496368727e985f1300\r\nI fell down stairs before.\r\nIt hurts.\r\nI fell in the bathroom a few times in a year. Each time, my head hit the ground hard.\r\n\r\nI think it may be the cause of my personality change during my childhood.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554c151b63687228207b2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c14496368727e985f1300#post_554c14496368727e985f1300\r\nJesus man.\r\n\r\nWell next time be careful! I don't want to see my buddy get hurt! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554c15f063687201db7e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c151b63687228207b2100#post_554c151b63687228207b2100\r\nIf anything serious were to happen to you guys I would probably freak out a bit","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554c15f963687201db8d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c151b63687228207b2100#post_554c151b63687228207b2100\r\nI've survived waaaaaaay worse.\r\nSTAIRS ARE NOTHING BEFORE MY MIGHT!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c167863687273cc961800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":":|\r\n||","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554c16e963687273cc7e1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wonder how I'd be like if I didn't hit my head in the bathroom too many times.\r\n\r\nBecause I am really sure it caused my personality change when I was young.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554c170d6368722820f02400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c15f063687201db7e0600#post_554c15f063687201db7e0600\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c15f963687201db8d0600#post_554c15f963687201db8d0600\r\nWe must survive our clumsiness!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c167863687273cc961800#post_554c167863687273cc961800\r\nEh mate. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554c179663687202627c0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c170d6368722820f02400#post_554c170d6368722820f02400\r\nFun story. When I was a kid (like six or seven) I almost fucking drowned.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c17b66368725839a70a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So does anyone remember that girl that I asked out a while ago (that ended with me having to wait a year)?","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554c17c96368725839c60a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Or, at least, the time when I asked that girl out.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554c17d5636872165e560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c17b66368725839a70a00#post_554c17b66368725839a70a00\r\nYeah.\r\nWhat happened?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c17f4636872165e760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":" ________\r\n-/____ \\\r\n/ _____ \\\r\n| _____ |\r\n| _____ |\r\n| ___