time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/6415.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556361d16368725e3b603300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563616f6368723cc9251500#post_5563616f6368723cc9251500\r\nOh I'm brutally honest so like ... Ya\r\n\r\nBesides I'm better as a big brother figure ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"556361da636872075d6c3f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556360286368725e3b5f3000#post_556360286368725e3b5f3000\r\nOK so here is what you do, if she comes out and asks you tell her you aren't on the market because you don't feel ready for a relationship,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5563624b636872315b401b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556361da636872075d6c3f00#post_556361da636872075d6c3f00\r\nUgh\r\nThis is my fault cuz I'm the nice one out of everyone from my school \r\nBelieve it or not...\r\n\r\nPlus I hate her ex boyfriend so that helps to ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5563627d6368721a49f72d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563624b636872315b401b00#post_5563624b636872315b401b00\r\nI know your pain,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"556362b963687231f7651100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563624b636872315b401b00#post_5563624b636872315b401b00\r\nI was nice in school too.\r\nIn an entirely different way mind you","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556363286368722edfe20900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556362b963687231f7651100#post_556362b963687231f7651100\r\nI'm nice to the ladies.\r\nLike if they had guy problems id just say \"well fuck em, they are just assholes\"\r\n\r\nBut I'm horrible to my fellow men","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"556363856368723cc9be1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556363286368722edfe20900#post_556363286368722edfe20900\r\nThat's kind of manipulative...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556363e9636872315bd51d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556363856368723cc9be1700#post_556363856368723cc9be1700\r\nEgh\r\nIt's not like I put the moves on them after.\r\n\r\nBut really... The guys at my school weren't worth it ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5563658c636872315b612000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/7/4/313774_v1.jpg! ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55636654636872315b8a2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/150524.jpg!","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55636687636872075d044800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Got a cool new bag but nvm","author":null},{"id":"556367e36368723848f62000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55636654636872315b8a2100#post_55636654636872315b8a2100\r\nI wonder what the character's name is? Has to be something naughty.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55636949636872075dfd4c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/968/510/179.png!\r\nHe has a point: every time I've dated someone who from the get go talked smoothly it turned out that they were a asshole in some manner.  Every time my mom has dated someone who from the get go talked smoothly it has ended horribly and same for my sister.\r\n\r\nIdunno; to me it just seems like those sort of people whenever they ask you out you're *just* another person in their dating history.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOh hey; 13k posts.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55636a2a6368723848562400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-w