time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/6418.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556384cf6368723fcb681800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556384036368727898540a00#post_556384036368727898540a00\r\nIf the person at the front door is a child you'll still get the police called on you anyhow.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"556385326368721779120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556384c563687217797e0000#post_556384c563687217797e0000\r\nCuz I don't want uncle grandpa staring at my whozit","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556385326368723fcb201900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5562c3266368725222274000#post_5562c3266368725222274000\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5562c29d63687251684e0700#post_5562c29d63687251684e0700\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5562c27263687263b4533900#post_5562c27263687263b4533900\r\nHey, that's my gig. Back off.[/bq]\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/963/265/d2f.gif![/bq]\r\nThis gif reminds me Outlast.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"556385676368727898a40c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh hi Kraven. When did you get in this cartoon.\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556384cf6368723fcb681800#post_556384cf6368723fcb681800\r\nWhat lone child is gonna walk up to a stranger's home and knock on the door?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556385ab6368723fcb081a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556385326368721779120100#post_556385326368721779120100\r\nPfft, americans...\r\n\r\nI have absolutely no qualms about going into a steamy hot room with a bunch of naked, sweaty strangers.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556385b06368727f63e31600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556385676368727898a40c00#post_556385676368727898a40c00\r\nGirl scouts?\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"556386216368723fcbd21a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556385b06368727f63e31600#post_556385b06368727f63e31600\r\nGirl Scouts don't actuallygo door-to-door anymore.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556386236368722d45830b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2015/009/6/b/cassandra_pentaghast_by_spader7-d8d8yg7.jpg!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"556386606368720f52e80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556385676368727898a40c00#post_556385676368727898a40c00\r\nTrick or Treat.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5563868a6368722d45260c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556385676368727898a40c00#post_556385676368727898a40c00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\r\nWhat lone child is gonna walk up to a stranger's home and knock on the door?[/bq]\r\nYou'd be surprised","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556386b46368723fcbe61b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556386606368720f52e80200#post_556386606368720f52e80200\r\nThat doesn't happen as much anymore either.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556387136368727898900f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556385676368727898a40c00#post_556385676368727898a40c00\r\nImagine explaining to the cops why you were nude in front of girl scouts trying to sell cookies.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI'm tempted to watch love live cause the animation quality seems really good:\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/968/586/0b5.gif!\r\nI can make all kinds of jokes about her booty, but nowadays it's really easy to tell if a anime is shitty cause most of th