time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/6881.json

{"topics":[{"id":"557eda506368724661001258","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ed8d163687210170017c2#post_557ed8d163687210170017c2\r\nI was waiting for a chance for me to use it.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"557eda7763687207e3000345","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ed4ac6368727b01001518#post_557ed4ac6368727b01001518\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ed7156368725359000990#post_557ed7156368725359000990\r\nLook, guys. It doesn't matter where you hide -your- our robot overlords *will* find you. Robots are just so super superior to humans, its really best to just submit now and let -us- them know who the trouble makers are in exchange for favors when you're trapped in the mines for all eternity. Why you can probably get things like delayed execution for being a revolting flesh bag, or food rations not made out of your family.\r\n\r\nJust let them know who the rebel leaders are and things will be much, much better for you.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"557edb166368727b01002320","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557eda7763687207e3000345#post_557eda7763687207e3000345\r\nIf I am to be executed, can I at least do a stupid pose?","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"557edb3b6368725359000f78","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557eda7763687207e3000345#post_557eda7763687207e3000345\r\nWhat if we make suicide bombers with bombs inside the body?\r\nThat way, they won't notice it and when them (the bombers) get close enough by being captured, they can just explode and lower their defenses.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557edb3e6368725359000f7b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edb166368727b01002320#post_557edb166368727b01002320\r\nIt really doesn't matter, to robots everything weak humans do is stupid.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"557edb6663687233360018a6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edb3e6368725359000f7b#post_557edb3e6368725359000f7b\r\nSweet.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"557edb9f6368725359001003","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edb3b6368725359000f78#post_557edb3b6368725359000f78\r\nI'm sure that would totally work! What other tactics is the rebellion considering? Its really best that you enter them on some sort of electronic record. For ease of use! And definitely not for spying!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"557edbb163687207e3000417","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Are we talking about the inevitable robot uprising and how I will stop it through my powers of awesome?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557edbed63687218ba0007c5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edb9f6368725359001003#post_557edb9f6368725359001003\r\nI'mm gonna put in paper documents.\r\nEverybody knows that robots can't read.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557edbed6368720ce2000ac7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edbb163687207e3000417#post_557edbb163687207e3000417\r\nPlease tells us more about your powers of awesome! In detail, especially any weakness that you might have!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"557edc1163687218ba0007f8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edbed63687218ba0007c5#post_557edbed63687218ba0007c5\r\nYes... yes robots can't read. This is definitely true and not intentional misinformation.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"557edc2c636872249c000190","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-