time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7195.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55946bab636872635a000564","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay that was fucking weird and potentially terrifying.\r\n\r\nI just heard 4 loud bangs and then my power shut off for a second.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55946be76368726eaa00005c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55946bab636872635a000564#post_55946bab636872635a000564\r\nit's probably dem muslamic terrorisers","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55946c4b636872133d0004a3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55946bab636872635a000564#post_55946bab636872635a000564\r\nblown transformers on the powerlines maybe? ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55946ca46368724be500095a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55946be76368726eaa00005c#post_55946be76368726eaa00005c\r\nDoubt it.\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55946c4b636872133d0004a3#post_55946c4b636872133d0004a3\r\nToo many bangs and the shutdown was only for like three seconds.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55946cdb63687213670004b2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55946d846368726eaa000165","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55946bab636872635a000564#post_55946bab636872635a000564\r\nIt was probably a squirrel or a bird that got electrocuted.  Sometimes if they fuck up they might get 10k volts; it's why you see squirrels hopping on them while running.  I once saw a dumb squirrel just running without doing that hopping motion try to cross the part where the wires intersect and he went *ZAP!*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55946de7636872635a000860","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55946bab636872635a000564#post_55946bab636872635a000564\r\nScary","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55946e1663687213670005fa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55946cdb63687213670004b2#post_55946cdb63687213670004b2\r\nDude, I don't speak Elvish.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55946d846368726eaa000165#post_55946d846368726eaa000165\r\nIt's fucking weird is what it was.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55946ed963687213670006d8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55946ca46368724be500095a#post_55946ca46368724be500095a\r\nThen ah-uhnuh","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559470236368724be5000eef","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55946e1663687213670005fa#post_55946e1663687213670005fa\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55946cdb63687213670004b2#post_55946cdb63687213670004b2\r\nDude, I don't speak Elvish.\r\n[/bq]\r\nTolkien's elvish was actually influenced by finnish quite a bit\r\n\r\n^I'm an elf guise^","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55947161636872133d000b85","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, this Black Sky plotpoint better show up again otherwise it's gonna be a huuuuuuuuuuuge unnecessary plot thread.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5594724063687225960008e7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, nevermind. Apparently The fucking HAND and the Chaste are getting involved. This show is getting really fucking ambitious.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559472526368721367000b35","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5594724063687225960008e7#post_5594724063687225960008e7\r\n\r\nHehehehehehehehehehehehe...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55947259636872133d000ccd","topic_