time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1122.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53e5921c6368723405710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well guys it has officially been one week.\r\nThree weeks to go.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e592376368723385430100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Till what?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53e5927b63687218a9ad0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5921c6368723405710100#post_53e5921c6368723405710100\r\nTry not to count the time, that just make things seem longer in my experience.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53e592a563687218ced90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e592376368723385430100#post_53e592376368723385430100\r\nUntil I can FINALLY stick my dick in someone again.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e592fc6368724c21730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e592a563687218ced90100#post_53e592a563687218ced90100\r\n\r\nYou can have sex with a pillow can you?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53e593126368724c21800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/8e442eec23e17bcfe567f14d03ab2184/tumblr_n9ztluBnfl1qm1yplo1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e593206368726c78460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e592fc6368724c21730000#post_53e592fc6368724c21730000\r\nHe can't do it period.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e5932a63687263b7130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e592a563687218ced90100#post_53e592a563687218ced90100\r\nOh.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53e5935663687264a1370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e592fc6368724c21730000#post_53e592fc6368724c21730000\r\nLaugh all you want.  When August rolls around I'm gonna fuck *someone!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e5940463687236a7c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"tumblr in a nutshell\":http://raggedypaperman.tumblr.com/post/66643775673/if-anyone-ever-asks-me-what-tumblr-is-im-gonna","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e5943a63687236491c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5935663687264a1370100#post_53e5935663687264a1370100\r\n\r\nOmnious...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53e594866368726af9db0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5943a63687236491c0100#post_53e5943a63687236491c0100\r\nConsensually of course. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e594f36368726fc68f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My roommate really annoys me at times.\r\n\r\nHe's cool and all, but I always have to clean the apartment, his room is a total mess to the point it's taken a entire semester to cut down on the roaches and we share a bathroom and good lord is he loud and does it stink.  I don't mean like a occasional loud one; rather it's like hearing the sound on concert speakers and the smell is overwhelming in other room.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e594f463687203187c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e594866368726af9db0000#post_53e594866368726af9db0000\r\n\r\nYou mean there's someone who would say no to you? Yeah, right","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53e5959e6368722dd03a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5940463687236a7c70000#post_53e5940463687236a7c70000\r\nIt's terrifying how accurate that is.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e594f463687203187c0100#post_53e594f463687203187c0100\r\nAwwww you guys are too