time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1329.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fd669063687237851b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here comes another government shutdown:\r\nTl:dr; September 8th congress will have ten days to create a budget; the gop are going to shut down the government again; this is probably going to fuck up their chances for the midterms.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fd6767636872688ab90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/818/602/6e9.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd67c36368724dcf530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd669063687237851b0100#post_53fd669063687237851b0100\r\nGod. Dammit. Didn't they learn?!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6767636872688ab90100#post_53fd6767636872688ab90100\r\nAnd that's what you get for being a dumbass.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd67dc63687267988b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6767636872688ab90100#post_53fd6767636872688ab90100\r\nfucking OW","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fd682663687229834d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6767636872688ab90100#post_53fd6767636872688ab90100\r\nWait. I found the perfect reaction for that,\r\n[spoiler]!www.quickmeme.com/img/a7/a7c92986d4387aba97f873b45ba3be334cbf6cecde29a188ebb414dc5b8096d3.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd68cc636872169b2d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i just found out kanye has a song where he raps with his mouth wired shut.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd69106368727674e40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd68cc636872169b2d0200#post_53fd68cc636872169b2d0200\r\n\"Mmfff fmmf hrrmmmf mmrrrmmf\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd6a276368722962390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6767636872688ab90100#post_53fd6767636872688ab90100\r\nHope he's alright. That must've hurt.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fd6a6a63687263eeb60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I put the wrong message.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd6a94636872513aaf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd69106368727674e40100#post_53fd69106368727674e40100\r\n\r\nClose your jaw and sing.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd6aa3636872513ab10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6a6a63687263eeb60100#post_53fd6a6a63687263eeb60100\r\nThe second it hit his head. It looked like his face was about to spill out.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fd6af56368721eb8660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd669063687237851b0100#post_53fd669063687237851b0100\r\nGov shutdowns aint nothin. \r\nThe budget situation in the US is completely FUBAR. Neother party will fix it.\r\nI say HACK THE PLANET!!!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53fd6b936368722e09470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6af56368721eb8660100#post_53fd6af56368721eb8660100\r\nThe reason why it's important is that it'll screwup the republicans chances of winning the midterm.  Before they were looking at gaining control of the senate by literally one seat and. . well. . there goes that.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fd6b9d6368720f4c100200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6af56368721eb8660100#post_53fd6af56368721eb8660100\r\nScrew the money system.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fd6ba263687237851d0200","to