time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1397.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5403ce126368722c6ae90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5403cd9663687251a1100000#post_5403cd9663687251a1100000\r\nAPPLE!!!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5403cea3636872523b5c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"One does not simply canoe into Mordor\r\n\r\n!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/melomassa.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5403cee46368724867e00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/8f6e0bfa09696fe32e4f1e4709aada8e/tumblr_mrnd9oNeHb1satpowo1_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5403d04e636872517acb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5403cee46368724867e00100#post_5403cee46368724867e00100\r\nUseful advice.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"5403d11163687251c5f00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/642/691/821.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5403d1be63687203ffba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/fc7e6a64c643617fdb8b3688e0872e37/tumblr_n9jj9snYai1s6t6l7o1_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5403d2026368724e4b000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5403d1be63687203ffba0000#post_5403d1be63687203ffba0000\r\ni don't get it","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5403d23363687207233d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5403d2026368724e4b000000#post_5403d2026368724e4b000000\r\nNotice the postage stamp ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5403d2a26368721d351e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5403d23363687207233d0200#post_5403d23363687207233d0200\r\n*stares*\r\n...\r\n\r\nooooooooooooooh\r\n[spoiler]i'm joking[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5403d3c86368720a52460100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/4e97f48b9b013238b82bbc350dddf6cb/tumblr_nb1a0b4R4q1qkvbwso1_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5403d51c636872521eed0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5403d3c86368720a52460100#post_5403d3c86368720a52460100\r\nDayum.  Now, the real question is whether or not he moves his hips when he does it. \r\n\r\nAlso what color his dick is. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5403d6a763687234752b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"according to last.fm, my musical taste is more obscure than 56.8% of users\r\n\r\n!http://obscurometer.com/images/badge.php?u=twistedmetalero&bc=fff&tc=000&hc=00f!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5403d89363687252c21c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5403d6a763687234752b0000#post_5403d6a763687234752b0000\r\nDoes that qualify you for a hipster license? ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5403d8c26368724472c60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5403d89363687252c21c0200#post_5403d89363687252c21c0200\r\n\r\nprobably not\r\n\r\n!http://obscurometer.com/images/badge.php?u=AcridRot&bc=000&tc=fff&hc=66f!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5403d9e86368725fbe7b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...God I'm bored.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5403da3f63687234758e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5403d8c26368724472c60000#post_5403d8c26368724472c60000\r\nDoes this person just listen to russian number stations or something?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5403e6476368724c81390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-ti