time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1536.json

{"topics":[{"id":"541203bf636872622d2f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So guess who just got a new charger for his Wii U Gamepad?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541203dd636872527a980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54120215636872343b340100#post_54120215636872343b340100\r\nDo you know what he is saying?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"541204256368722c9d020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And while I was picking it up I bought like a dozen of these things\r\n!proddb.kraft-hosting.net/prod_db/proddbimg/14140.png!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5412052b636872631a670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541204256368722c9d020000#post_541204256368722c9d020000\r\n\r\nThose are chocolate eggs?\r\n\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"541205d7636872624eb60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412052b636872631a670000#post_5412052b636872631a670000\r\nYes.\r\nThey're also the greatest thing ever created.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541206b5636872244aa90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5411ffd963687206b7480000#post_5411ffd963687206b7480000\r\nATTACK EYEBROWS","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"541207596368720d7d860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541206b5636872244aa90100#post_541206b5636872244aa90100\r\nAttack Eyebrows Vs. Attack Chin ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541207a5636872343bd30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541203dd636872527a980100#post_541203dd636872527a980100\r\n\"I will always be by your side\" (It sounds like, \"I will always be in your \"Soba\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soba\" )","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"541207e46368722c1a720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541206b5636872244aa90100#post_541206b5636872244aa90100\r\nThose are shit-tier eyebrows. You want to see some REAL eyebrows?\r\n[spoiler]!static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/wtfeyebrows.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541209236368723540650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541207596368720d7d860000#post_541207596368720d7d860000\r\nEyebrows win\r\n!http://welldidyouevah.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/doctor-who-door.gif?w=340&h=191!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"541209586368723578140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541209236368723540650000#post_541209236368723540650000\r\nSo how is the new Doc?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54120991636872601c730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541209236368723540650000#post_541209236368723540650000\r\nYeah I agree, Eyebrows are awesome!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541207e46368722c1a720000#post_541207e46368722c1a720000\r\n*Pulls off his eyebrows* \r\n\r\nFAAAAKE!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541209a86368724359df0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541209586368723578140000#post_541209586368723578140000\r\nHe's pretty good.\r\nLong story short, he's a bit of a dick but he's the kind of dick that makes you think \"He's got a good point\"","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"541209ce63687219b84c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541209a86368724359df0100#post_541209a86368724359df0100\r\nIs he kind of grumpy?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541209e76