time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1699.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5424e0466368720d4e590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424dfec6368724303590000#post_5424dfec6368724303590000\r\nYeah, Jesus squeezing your waist can get irritating real quick.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5424e0626368723fb36d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/4hBJoWz.jpg!\r\n\r\npresenting the new band: \"tipped off\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5424e0a5636872607a950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e0466368720d4e590100#post_5424e0466368720d4e590100\r\nNot that kind of Jesus!\r\n\r\nAnd fact this is what they feel like.\r\n\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/d251477cdef01e2d0d5842d42dc77c84/tumblr_mlp73htxVw1s852lfo2_500.gif!\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/fce50f28e6c2e7aa19f8834e9b377777/tumblr_mlp73htxVw1s852lfo3_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424e1056368726aecba0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of Jesus\r\n\r\n!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/holybible.jpg!\r\n\r\nHoly shrooms","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5424e11c6368720ca6320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e0a5636872607a950100#post_5424e0a5636872607a950100\r\nYowch.\r\nSee that's why I refrain from underwear as much as possible.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5424e1546368724760fd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e0626368723fb36d0000#post_5424e0626368723fb36d0000\r\n\r\nBENNETT THE SAGE!?!? O_O\r\n\r\nAlso, you guys look like you're going to a doo wop group meet.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5424e1b96368724325ca0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e1056368726aecba0100#post_5424e1056368726aecba0100\r\nJesus Christ!?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e11c6368720ca6320000#post_5424e11c6368720ca6320000\r\nI wear Boxers cuz their a lot looser then regular underwear. \r\n\r\nBut just those boxers make me feel like I'm wearing a chastity belt. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424e20d63687246f7690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e0626368723fb36d0000#post_5424e0626368723fb36d0000\r\nThat reminds me, i have an old, beat up trilby here somewhere","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5424e24c63687247d4910100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e20d63687246f7690100#post_5424e20d63687246f7690100\r\nI refrain from hats too.\r\nI loooooooooooove my hair. It's so thick and soft and fine.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5424e24d63687247601e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e1056368726aecba0100#post_5424e1056368726aecba0100\r\nThat copy is taint BAD.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5424e29b6368725312bb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My giant hair refrains me from wearing a hat.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424e2d16368723375790100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e29b6368725312bb0100#post_5424e29b6368725312bb0100\r\nMy hair is one of my best features.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5424e34263687242e5a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e2d16368723375790100#post_5424e2d16368723375790100\r\nSame here.\r\n\r\nThat and I don't really know anything else really, I'd have to ask people.\r\n\r\nI at least know my personality is one I guess. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424e3b76368724e15370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/d