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{"topics":[{"id":"5441fe3b636872326dc90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"at the end i decided i dont want to be a lawyer.\r\n\r\nthey live under far too much stress if they work on big cities (my mom has time and is healthy cause she works in a small town), i have seen 20 something lawyers with their hairline so far back their head it looked like germany on 1945.\r\n\r\ninstead ill be a law teacher, we have one who isnt a lawyer at all, instead he dedicates to simply teach and debate.\r\n\r\nfucker can dress whoever he feels like, travels the world, and has like 20 tattoos.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5441fe4e636872490bd20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5441fc426368727f197c0200#post_5441fc426368727f197c0200\r\nMore like when people on any game that constantly brag about being \"mlg\" actually go up against mlg gamers.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5441fec26368723b93570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5441fe3b636872326dc90100#post_5441fe3b636872326dc90100\r\nGo for it man! Sounds like something that would be more up your ally.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5441fe4e636872490bd20100#post_5441fe4e636872490bd20100\r\n\r\nThat too!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5441fee96368725e59190100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5441fe3b636872326dc90100#post_5441fe3b636872326dc90100\r\nI heard it's also quite dangerous to work as a lawyer, especially when you are dealing with cases on organized crimes.\r\n\r\nBut it's up to you to decide. Whatever it is, good luck.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5441ff5d63687233f2c60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5441fee96368725e59190100#post_5441fee96368725e59190100\r\n\r\noh who gives a fuck only petty criminals have grudges lawyers.\r\n\r\norganized criminals know killing a lawyer wont do shit, only bring another one and keep the process going.\r\n\r\nlawyers dont got control over the case so they dont got much to change if they are threatened or bribed.\r\n\r\nnow the judge, thats another story.\r\n\r\nalso lawyers and judges can choose which cases to take and which not.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5442063a63687240c85c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/5cb2648e4252da3fc88527ecef75b401/tumblr_ndmbrq1pDt1qj339go1_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5442067d63687235efab0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442063a63687240c85c0300#post_5442063a63687240c85c0300\r\nWell that certainly is a thing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54420740636872104ec20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442063a63687240c85c0300#post_5442063a63687240c85c0300\r\ndafuq?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5442074f6368722972440300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442067d63687235efab0200#post_5442067d63687235efab0200\r\nHow does one fire feet pistols exactly?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54420769636872490b5b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442074f6368722972440300#post_5442074f6368722972440300\r\nMagic.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544207a86368722c8f1f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fuckin' Gash Bell. Making me tear up like this. And I'm only at Volume 7!\r\n[spoiler]Good job Danny.\r\nTT^TT[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54420806636872063a690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54420769636872490b5b0300#post_54420769636872490b5b0300