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{"topics":[{"id":"535cac556368726519900200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cab616368723519030300#post_535cab616368723519030300\r\nWhat is with purple eyes and their media portrayal of being 'mysterious'?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"535cacae6368725142f30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cac556368726519900200#post_535cac556368726519900200\r\n\r\nPrecisely because they are rare, they're supposed to represent the person as special.\r\n\r\nExtract from TVTropes:\r\n\r\n_...and in fiction generally mean that a character is very special, rare, unique, and/or somehow possessed of strange or mysterious talents or heritage. These connotations mean that it's mostly possessed by characters that are either key to the plot, or need to stand out from the background. It is also a popular Mary Sue eye color for the same reasons._\r\n\r\n_Albinos in fiction are also likely to have these, though being albino is generally special in its own way as the condition is quite rare. They are possible in real life in people with pigmentation deficiencies. The lack of pigment in the irises creates a translucent blue color through which the underlying blood vessels are visible; the combination of the blue eyes with the red blood creates a purplish tint to the iris._","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"535cad556368722d519b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cab4c636872277fc90000#post_535cab4c636872277fc90000\r\nWhy do you still read Kotaku?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535cc5ac63687235fbb70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Mary Sue is a beautiful 18-year-old blonde woman with gigantic tits that are all natural and with blue eyes. She is great at sex and has had unprotected sex with every guy in the world and still hasn't gotten pregnant or any STDs. She is great at everything and works as a scientist, a lawyer, a doctor and a prostitute all at the same time while killing monsters simply by using her prehensile clitoris as a whip. She owns a hundred trillion dollars, has a super fast but not fragile car that can be used as a boat and can fly, has a pet _Tyrannosaurus_, and is politically correct in every societal issue. She is an atheist who has killed God, Allah, Thor, Zeus and every other god in existence with her bare hands. Everybody is in love with her, including the yeast which she is currently infected with, which hold annual mariachi bands inside her uterus.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535cc5ed6368721d1b830100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cc5ac63687235fbb70000#post_535cc5ac63687235fbb70000\r\nOooooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535cc75c6368720451940200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cc5ed6368721d1b830100#post_535cc5ed6368721d1b830100\r\nAnd she can breathe underwater and in space. She is immune to cancer, works at NASA, is the president/prime minister of every country in the world, and donates to the poor everyday. She has almost ended world hunger, and has brought extinct lifeforms of every species back to life and has made them able to co-exist together at the same time. She escaped an Iranian torture chamber by having sex with the guards and suffocating the Iranian government with her giant boobs.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535cc8436368721af6550200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535cc75c6368720451940200#post_535cc75c6368720451940200\r\nYeeeeaaaahhhhhh so I'm gonna go read my weird fanfiction now.\r\nYou do.......whatever it is you're doing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535ccada63687251f1740200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis
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