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{"topics":[{"id":"547ad83a63687244d81f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ad7a06368726b91bd0200#post_547ad7a06368726b91bd0200\r\nGo back to Sweden!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"547ad8436368724d5bb10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ad34f6368725e22a30100#post_547ad34f6368725e22a30100\r\nThe Helix is not pleased with your shit","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547ad8a46368725d19040200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ad8436368724d5bb10200#post_547ad8436368724d5bb10200\r\n\r\nHelix is dead. Slain by the Lasergator.\r\n\r\n~and so is he. your gods mean nothing.~","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"547ad8b26368725f42dd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ad83a63687244d81f0200#post_547ad83a63687244d81f0200\r\nsweden confirmed for hell","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"547ad8b56368725d364a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ad7736368725cc87d0100#post_547ad7736368725cc87d0100\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/088/Gentlemen.jpg!","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"547ad8f66368724166180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ad8a46368725d19040200#post_547ad8a46368725d19040200\r\n\r\n_BIRD JESUS WILL PROSPER_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547ad8f96368725e35240300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ad7cd6368726ab6380200#post_547ad7cd6368726ab6380200\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]wanted to post this story from the videogame COH here cause gasmask made me remember it\r\n\r\nit was a 4 X 4 match in company of heroes.\r\nmy side consised of 2 panzer elite , i was a wehrmatch with my friend (who started the game), the enemies consisted of 3 dirty yanks and 1 brit.\r\nbasically my friend was leading us all, so our first move was slowly but surely take the points with highest gasoline (which were on the sides)\r\nafter we got there our forces split in 2 sides, the allies took the pain control point so they had an advantage point also considering it had lots of barricades and places to fend off it was like a fortress, meanwhile we strugled to keep our points, our pioneers built sandbags, barbed wires and bunkers like crazy, MG´s, motorcycles, we had armadas defending those little points, i was on the right side, and i was basically bleeding out every manpower i had to help my comrades.\r\nfinally the allies gave up, and retreated to their little fortress, this is where they started their mistake, with all the fuel we got and all the xp we got from kills i sended some camo snipers to that point, and thats when all of us unleashed misiles, hellfires, mortars, everything, the place felt like stalingrad in miniature.\r\nfirst hour\r\nfinally they were too weak and we rolled them out, this is where things got ugly.\r\nboth sides started rolling out tanks, left and right armored cars, artillery, bazookas, commandos in airplanes, everyone wanted that point.\r\n2 hour.\r\nafter this we fought to the point we finally drove them back, this is where our warmachine got real, tiger tanks, panther tank squads, king tigers, this is where it became a front and back fight, both sides sending their tanks one after another, since the americans and brits are incredibly resourcefull, it didint matter how many tanks we destroyed of them (1 of our tanks could take out about 5 of theirs) they will just spawn more using war machine abilities to the point they made us retreat, and we had to do it again, it really was just hell,\r\n2 hours\r\nafter this everything was shit, every little place was in flames, or black, or filled by craters and tank leftovers, we kept and kept sending and they kept and kept creating.\r\nuntil