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{"topics":[{"id":"549b875463687241cd0c1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b855163687279ed2c0200#post_549b855163687279ed2c0200\r\nDeployment? You're a soldier?\r\n\r\nAlso, I mostly just watch stuff on the internet. I can't even bother with commercials most of the time. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549b887263687255c6080800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b875463687241cd0c1300#post_549b875463687241cd0c1300\r\nWas a soldier. I did five years and got out because I don't like being in countries where people want to shoot me in the face, especially when I've become cynical about our reason for being in said pro shooting me in the face countries to begin with.\r\n\r\nI'm the same way now, I literally can't watch most tv anymore because commercials just bug the fucking shit outta me.\r\n\r\nOn that note: \"watch this.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80kDRoso_X8 There is something about it that elevates it beyond irritating to actively making me want to murder the planet.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"549b89bd6368720726d21c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b887263687255c6080800#post_549b887263687255c6080800\r\nUnderstandable. \r\n\r\nBut\r\n\r\n\r\n^can I call you smutmaster general^\r\n\r\nAlso, GameStop and EB commercials are usually the worst ever. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549b89cb6368726b7eeb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b887263687255c6080800#post_549b887263687255c6080800\r\n_*OH GOD NO! OH GOD NO NOT THIS COMMERCIAL*_\r\n\r\nITS SO BAD!\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso wow, I didn't know you were a Soldure at one point, Heh, The more you know. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549b8bea63687204e3221c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b89bd6368720726d21c00#post_549b89bd6368720726d21c00\r\nYou can call me whatever you like, just don't call me late for dinner! _is justifiably shot dead for that goddamn bullshit._\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b89bd6368720726d21c00#post_549b89bd6368720726d21c00\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b89cb6368726b7eeb0100#post_549b89cb6368726b7eeb0100\r\nThing is though I can't point to anything about it that makes it objectively worse than, for example, a car commercial and yet it fills me with such utter and complete loathing...\r\n","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"549b8d426368721379d50800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b8bea63687204e3221c00#post_549b8bea63687204e3221c00\r\nI think it's because it plays up the whole overly aggressive gamer stereotype\r\n\r\nthat employee's performance was hilarious though","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549b8da1636872093d0c1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b89bd6368720726d21c00#post_549b89bd6368720726d21c00\r\n~smutmaster general. Oh Christ I'm dying~\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b8bea63687204e3221c00#post_549b8bea63687204e3221c00\r\nDon't get me started on those Horrible, Horrible Animal Commercials. You know the ones.\r\n\r\nMe being someone who _*LOVES THE FUCK*_ out of animals those commercials piss me off.\r\n\r\nAnd they last so long too. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549b8e106368722588700700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b8da1636872093d0c1f00#post_549b8da1636872093d0c1f00\r\nJust animal commercials in general?\r\nCuz geico commercials can be pretty entertaining honestly","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549b8e206368720864501a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\"
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