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{"topics":[{"id":"54bdc83863687233da411200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know, sometimes I'm afraid to joke by saying \"Ask your mom\" or something similar because I wouldn't know whether they have parents or not.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54bdc842636872630ba10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc755636872425a320900#post_54bdc755636872425a320900\r\nThat moment will be in my funeral.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54bdc84f6368722c9fcb1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc74863687231a6191a00#post_54bdc74863687231a6191a00\r\nFun Squiggy Fact.\r\nI have a bald spot on my right shoulder. My mom thought it would be funny to put a wax strip there when I was distracted. She slapped it on and at that point my only option was to just rip it off. It's been bare there ever since.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdc8bf6368722e12b81900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc83863687233da411200#post_54bdc83863687233da411200\r\nWell, tell them that you did not know about, so they can't get mad at you.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54bdc93963687230f5541500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc84f6368722c9fcb1200#post_54bdc84f6368722c9fcb1200\r\nWait; so a single wax strip permanently removed your body hair?  Lucky.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54bdc93c6368723ce71e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fun HJSDGCE Fact.\r\n\r\nI have a terrible memory, especially names and faces. It took my 2 months to remember the name of my uncle who frequently visits me for so many years. I can't remember the teacher who taught me everything about English, Science and Mathematics. I can't remember half of my friends and I can't even remember my own home address.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54bdc94a6368723ce7310400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc83863687233da411200#post_54bdc83863687233da411200\r\nReal talk. You can say what you want about me. You can call me the most awful, vile, horrible names you can imagine, and I'll brush it off. You talk about my mom in any way and I will dedicate the remainder of my life to ruining yours.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdc96363687265dca40900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc78f63687258f9bd0800#post_54bdc78f63687258f9bd0800\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc8336368727363710100#post_54bdc8336368727363710100\r\nRad is the best adjective! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bdc96d636872425abe0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc93963687230f5541500#post_54bdc93963687230f5541500\r\nNot lucky! I love being a big fuzzy teddy bear! ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdc980636872736fa50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc96363687265dca40900#post_54bdc96363687265dca40900\r\nWe need to bring back Radical as a word.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdc984636872594e2e0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc94a6368723ce7310400#post_54bdc94a6368723ce7310400\r\nyou're awesome","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54bdc9ba6368723496b01a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc984636872594e2e0800#post_54bdc984636872594e2e0800\r\nShe raised me, protected me, and kicked my ass when I needed it.\r\nIt's the least I can do.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdc9de63687236054c1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-was