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{"topics":[{"id":"54dabc786368727dcea30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"But actually yeah never had a teddy bear or anything","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54dabc91636872613c100400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dabbbe6368726af3d92400#post_54dabbbe6368726af3d92400\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dabc226368726df78d0500#post_54dabc226368726df78d0500\r\nCan I just adopt you two?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54dabcb9636872045f5e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dab9756368721b87350b00#post_54dab9756368721b87350b00\r\n[bq=\"Miyo\"]I had an Elmo plushie\r\n\r\nAnd I had just gotten a GBA by then\r\n\r\nSomehow those mixed and I had the worst fucking nightmare[/bq]\r\n\r\n[spoiler]it was one of those \"your favorite kids show character drags you under the bed\" nightmares, but what was fucked up was that the GBA bootscreen was endlessly looping on my tv and cookie monster fucking WHACKED me in the back of the head with THE TV, then fucking Elmo drags me under[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nI had an intense childhood or something ","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54dabd01636872620e470600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So my mom and her boyfriend are arguing about how the toilet is leaking. The metaphorical honeymoon is over and she's realized that she's just met the guy and despite her talks about \"I'm in love!\" and such welcome to real world relationships.\r\n\r\nWe're okay now.\r\n\r\nShe's been dating her boyfriend for only a month and the problem is he essentially walked in and thought of himself as man of the house; hell he off the bat called me his \"son\". . . slow down there people; maybe with your talks about getting married, buying a house and shit after only dating a month you two should idunno take it way the fuck slower folks! Especially considering how much you two annoy each other.\r\n\r\n\r\nThe reason why we were arguing the other day is that I got it through to them that I don't know how long term this job is going to be therefore buying a house and shit off the bat is fucking insane. A car I do need, probably a rinky dink one, but a fucking house?!! Are you mad?!!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn extremely good fucking news:\r\nMy boss is gay and he's been with his boyfriend for 17 years so I don't have to worry about accidentally getting found out. I haven't told him yet, but I'm glad to be working here.\r\n\r\nI REALLY want to dress as popstar Ahri this Halloween; hopefully it'll be okay.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54dabd1c6368725ada071b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dabc226368726df78d0500#post_54dabc226368726df78d0500\r\nYou were a terrible person, just all take and no give,\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dabc91636872613c100400#post_54dabc91636872613c100400\r\nBut But I'm probably older then you!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54dabd456368727c82530c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dabcb9636872045f5e0200#post_54dabcb9636872045f5e0200\r\n... You really need to stop watching horror movies.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dabc91636872613c100400#post_54dabc91636872613c100400\r\nNo, baka senpai~!\r\n>:I\r\n\r\n\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dabd1c6368725ada071b00#post_54dabd1c6368725ada071b00\r\nI gave it something!\r\nWhen it accidentally torn its arm, I sew it myself. I even bandaged my fingers later.\r\nWhen it was dirty, I washed it.\r\nWhen I go on camping trips, I bring it with me.\r\n\r\n... Crap, I need to hug it again now.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54dabd56636872620e620600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.basugasubakuhatsu.com/blog/screencaps/Animal%20Yokocho%2016.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e160011
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