time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5479.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5534171163687278a4762900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553416af63687256929b0b00#post_553416af63687256929b0b00\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553416846368727d3ee80000#post_553416846368727d3ee80000\r\nReal talk.\r\n\r\nHow do people even stand to wear those? Like, No. my Dick will choke and die in a speedo.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5534171c6368727d3eab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"post xif","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5534172f6368720bd25e1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I understand yandere now.\r\n!http://gelbooru.com//images/48/26/4826a057bd587a0b9b7fb9c6a66350d8.jpg?1691688!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5534174e6368725692740c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"~Should I get swim briefs~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5534176063687256928e0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5534161b6368721ed9900d00#post_5534161b6368721ed9900d00\r\n[spoiler]If you have every mask, you can give them to the 4 kids running around the tree, then get the Fierce Deity mask when you talk to the one sitting against the tree[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nso I'll do that ","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"553417786368720419e10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553416806368720bd20b1d00#post_553416806368720bd20b1d00\r\nThat is every monster girl fans worst feel\r\n!http://cdn.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/sad-i-know-that-feel-bro.jpg!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5534179f63687203fe060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5534172f6368720bd25e1e00#post_5534172f6368720bd25e1e00\r\nSHOOT HER\r\nSHOOOOOOT HEEEER\r\n!http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/jurassic-park-shoot-her-580x232.jpg!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"553417a16368725d4fff0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5534174e6368725692740c00#post_5534174e6368725692740c00\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]~Should I get swim briefs~[/bq]\r\nYES.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553417b363687203fe230200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5534174e6368725692740c00#post_5534174e6368725692740c00\r\nNoooooo.\r\n\r\nLike, I say this for your own good don't. Briefs suuuuuck. Get some swimming trunks. \r\n\r\nIt feels a lot nicer. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553417d36368725d4f480d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i have a lighter that shoots little sparks into the air\r\n\r\nit's cool","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"553417dd63687278a4d22a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553417a16368725d4fff0c00#post_553417a16368725d4fff0c00\r\nIf you want his dick to remain intact and not vacuumed pact I say no. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553417f063687256925b0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Usopp is one sturdy mofo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553418296368721ed9ad1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553417dd63687278a4d22a00#post_553417dd63687278a4d22a00\r\nBut the bulge man. The buuuuuulge.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553418516368720419ed0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553418296368721ed9ad1000#post_553418296368721ed9ad1000\r\n*NO* \r\n\r\n*SEXY IS NOT WORTH THE PAIN AND PUBLIC HUMILIATION*\r\n\r\n_#Savemarcsdick_ _#SAVEMYFRIENDSDICK_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553418a66368725d4f8f0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553417606368