time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/6154.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5557766363687219aa4b0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557761e6368725945f40f00#post_5557761e6368725945f40f00\r\n\r\n[spoiler]No way. I asked that because I was just caught having sex with my boyfriend in the woods by a dog and his owner. Who the fuck plays frisbee with their dog at nine o'clock at night?[/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5557768963687219aa810a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555775c26368724829d20700#post_555775c26368724829d20700\r\n[spoiler]Walking to the restroom while having my pants down. I was a kid back then...[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555776a96368724829010900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55576fda6368722957f20800#post_55576fda6368722957f20800\r\nBut manbutt in frilly panties","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"555776d263687269b2950c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557768963687219aa810a00#post_5557768963687219aa810a00\r\n\r\n[spoiler]At least you were a kid. Would have been considerably worse had you not been.\r\n\r\n...all the way down?[/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5557772263687221aa102700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555776a96368724829010900#post_555776a96368724829010900\r\nHey panties I can handle.\r\nBeing caught balls deep in a guy you just met in your parents bed is waaaaaaay worse.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555777356368724829c40900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555776d263687269b2950c00#post_555776d263687269b2950c00\r\n[spoiler]Yes.\r\nAnd it was at _school._[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555777606368721585370c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555777356368724829c40900#post_555777356368724829c40900\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Did people remind you about it for years after?[/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5557776a63687229c2820200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557766363687219aa4b0a00#post_5557766363687219aa4b0a00\r\nWhy were you in the woods?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5557779f63687215858f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">>897142p\r\n\r\nWake up EHAN.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"555777bd63687229c2fa0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555777606368721585370c00#post_555777606368721585370c00\r\n[spoiler]It's drilled into my memory. I'll always remember it.[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555777c46368725945441200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557776a63687229c2820200#post_5557776a63687229c2820200\r\n\r\nBecause I'm an idiot who listens to the whiny whims of her boyfriend way too easily.\r\n\r\nTo be fair, though, we were in pretty deep. Like, in brambles and shit. I wasn't expecting a dog to bite my thigh. \r\n\r\nAt least the owner was cool with it.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"555777e86368721585080d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555775c26368724829d20700#post_555775c26368724829d20700\r\n[spoiler]tried butt stuff\r\nBlood happened\r\nFreaked out and called my mom (who is a nurse)\r\nShe asked how much blood\r\nTurned out to just be a little scratch[/spoiler]\r\nI think I was about 16 or 17 at the time?\r\nBut yeah. [spoiler]dry bare fingers: bad idea \r\nDry bare fingers that haven't been clipped: terrible idea[/spoiler]","author":"500b58