time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/6155.json

{"topics":[{"id":"555779a06368724829680d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557792263687269b2d20f00#post_5557792263687269b2d20f00\r\n\r\n...I wish my woods had a cafeteria.\r\n\r\nAnd you weren't, like, _naked,_ at least. Me and my partner were.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779516368722957841600#post_555779516368722957841600\r\n\r\nIf I can't pull off woods, I don't think I can pull off a stage. :P","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"555779a963687248297a0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557791763687229570f1600#post_5557791763687229570f1600\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557792263687269b2d20f00#post_5557792263687269b2d20f00\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779516368722957841600#post_555779516368722957841600\r\nNow you're just talking about sex advices.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555779d163687244098a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779a06368724829680d00#post_555779a06368724829680d00\r\nNo. We were SUPER naked. And this was AT SCHOOL!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555779ee63687215852a1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779d163687244098a0000#post_555779d163687244098a0000\r\n\r\n...maybe that is worse. Did you get caught?\r\n\r\n","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55577a536368726c9d470400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Not to mention that after the guy left, my boyfriend reverted to this weird childlike state and refused to let go of me when I was struggling back into my pants. Not a successful night for anyone involved.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Well, maybe for the dog.[/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55577a556368722957081800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wish I could have an embarrassing sex story","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55577a8363687259457f1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577a556368722957081800#post_55577a556368722957081800\r\n\r\nYou say that now...","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55577aad6368726c9dd20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779d163687244098a0000#post_555779d163687244098a0000\r\n!http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/r2d/images/6/69/George-Takei-oh-my.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140823031959!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55577ac76368722957ba1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577a556368722957081800#post_55577a556368722957081800\r\nI hope I never do.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55577acf63687269b26a1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's weird, but I can't think of an embarrassing story in general","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55577adf6368726c9d1d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779ee63687215852a1000#post_555779ee63687215852a1000\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779d163687244098a0000#post_555779d163687244098a0000\r\n\r\n...maybe that is worse. Did you get caught?\r\n\r\n[/bq]\r\nNo. But he was giggling so hard he couldn't even get the condom on.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55577aea6368726c9d2b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577acf63687269b26a1200#post_55577acf63687269b26a1200\r\n\r\nMaybe you're just very good at repressing stuff.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55577b756368721585b21200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577adf6368726c9d1d0