time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/641.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53ac99c863687273ce7e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac996e6368727478780600#post_53ac996e6368727478780600\r\nFair point.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ac9a75636872748e600600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SQUIGGY, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ac9b116368720da01c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9a75636872748e600600#post_53ac9a75636872748e600600\r\n*sigh*\r\nWhat did you do THIS time?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ac9b586368720d38110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9b116368720da01c0000#post_53ac9b116368720da01c0000\r\nI tried to get ice cream.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ac9b966368720da02a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9b586368720d38110000#post_53ac9b586368720d38110000\r\nAhhh the preventative measures worked then. I told you. No ice cream until your homework was done.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ac9bca6368720d903c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9b966368720da02a0000#post_53ac9b966368720da02a0000\r\nBut there's no homework this week.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ac9bd16368720e0e350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9b116368720da01c0000#post_53ac9b116368720da01c0000\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9b586368720d38110000#post_53ac9b586368720d38110000\r\nSee? This is why I keep telling you not bring ice cream into the house. Its a dangerous as loaded guns on top of oily rags next to a working flamethrower.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53ac9c006368720dd6290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9bd16368720e0e350000#post_53ac9bd16368720e0e350000\r\nSorry dear.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ac9c7f6368720dd6430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also, my Lao-Shan Lung turned from red to ash-colored, and he's 10% larger. What happened to him?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ac9ce36368720e5b7e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9c7f6368720dd6430000#post_53ac9c7f6368720dd6430000\r\nWell honey, when boys get older a lot of really weird things happen to their bodies...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ac9d416368720e0ea30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9ce36368720e5b7e0000#post_53ac9ce36368720e5b7e0000\r\nI already went through puberty. The Lao-Shan Lung is my pet. \r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120808001158/monsterhunter/images/a/a9/AzureLaoShanLung.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ac9f406368720f7d080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9d416368720e0ea30000#post_53ac9d416368720e0ea30000\r\n\r\nProbably is angry","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53aca0056368720d09050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The Galient World!\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2CiX6ArmsQ","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53aca0436368720e48750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9f406368720f7d080100#post_53ac9f406368720f7d080100\r\nI also looked at his blood type. His blood type is different to my Lao. He's a different individual.\r\n\r\nSquiggy, what did you do with the other one?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53aca10f6368720d56a10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Since I have to go to work with dad any moment now, This will