time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/785.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c1760a6368727c4b6a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c173f26368725e09460100#post_53c173f26368725e09460100\r\nIt's going to hurt like a bitch.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c1768d6368727c1c480100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c1760a6368727c4b6a0100#post_53c1760a6368727c4b6a0100\r\nJee, way to be supportive. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c177fe63687212bc320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c1760a6368727c4b6a0100#post_53c1760a6368727c4b6a0100\r\nWhatever it is. Good luck to him.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53c178156368720f79110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c1768d6368727c1c480100#post_53c1768d6368727c1c480100\r\nYeah, no shit... X_X Why not just make the guy lose his shit, amIrite!?","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53c17a05636872595bed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c178156368720f79110000#post_53c178156368720f79110000\r\nIt's totally the perfect plane. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c17abd6368723a56b40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Trippy music\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drV-azaDnEQ","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53c188ac63687263f34d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm baaaaaaack~\r\nAnd I CAN get it pierced. He's gonna charge me ninety bucks for the jewelry and all.\r\n~It felt weird taking my pants off in front of someone I wasn't going to sleep with.~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c18e5c6368722b3b8a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c188ac63687263f34d0000#post_53c188ac63687263f34d0000\r\nDid it hurt?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53c18eeb6368724f508d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c18e5c6368722b3b8a0400#post_53c18e5c6368722b3b8a0400\r\nI haven't gotten yet. This was just a consultation. I WILL be getting next Sunday","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c18f7b63687216ac3d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c18eeb6368724f508d0000#post_53c18eeb6368724f508d0000\r\n\r\nSo how'd the consultation go at least, dude?? :)","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53c18fdb63687263d6280200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c18eeb6368724f508d0000#post_53c18eeb6368724f508d0000\r\nYou're gonna be putting diamonds on it? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c1900363687216ac5f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c18eeb6368724f508d0000#post_53c18eeb6368724f508d0000\r\n\r\n\r\ngangsta gold cock piercings.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c190d76368724e9be60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c18fdb63687263d6280200#post_53c18fdb63687263d6280200\r\nNo. Medical Stainless steel","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c192f56368724e82680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c190d76368724e9be60000#post_53c190d76368724e9be60000\r\nAhhh I see, though I would laugh imagining Diamond incrusted golden dick piercing. \r\n\r\nThe hypest dick known to man.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c1932963687255a5180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c192f56368724e82680100#post_53c192f56368724e82680100\r\nAnd I can't stick my dick in anything for two weeks.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c194166368722dd1b10100","topic_id