time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7939.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55b3beb9636872786d0001d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3be0d6368727e6c00070f#post_55b3be0d6368727e6c00070f\r\n*Raises his hands up to give you his energy*\r\n\r\nUse the spirit cloth! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b3bed5636872277800053c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Tried to save the little fucker by coaxing it onto a piece of paper, but I cracked and turned on the hot water. Problem solved.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b3bedb6368722f97000023","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fun fact, earwigs actually display maternal instincts unlike most insects. A mother will actually guard and feed her nymphs in order to optimize survival.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b3bef06368727e6c00086d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3be8e636872276e000535#post_55b3be8e636872276e000535\r\nFRUIT SAMURAI!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b3bef5636872115100015e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3be9c636872098000175e#post_55b3be9c636872098000175e\r\nidk man ive seen you post xd before","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b3befb636872277800057a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3beb0636872115100010c#post_55b3beb0636872115100010c\r\nOh I will. And you'll have to deal. \r\n\r\nAnyway.\r\n\r\nKamen Rider Gaim is pretty good so far. Though I miss Fourze. Fourze really hooked me in. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b3bf08636872276e0005f8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3beb0636872115100010c#post_55b3beb0636872115100010c\r\nKamen rider! Yokai! Mechas!\r\n\r\nI sacrifice these to summon the avatar of weebiness!\r\n\r\nRise! Rise trashboat! Riiiiiiiise!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55b3bf0d63687232b5004817","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bed5636872277800053c#post_55b3bed5636872277800053c\r\nMurderer.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b3bf1363687232b5004824","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bedb6368722f97000023#post_55b3bedb6368722f97000023\r\n\r\nI think I might have an earwig infestation because this is the sixth one I've seen.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b3bf1463687232b5004827","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">Makes joke\r\n>Starts flame war\r\n>Has to take down Trump profile pic\r\n>Worth the forgiveness","author":"5596b861636872314d00005d"},{"id":"55b3bf2163687227780005ba","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bef5636872115100015e#post_55b3bef5636872115100015e\r\nlies","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55b3bf376368720980001855","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bf1363687232b5004824#post_55b3bf1363687232b5004824\r\nOooohh yeeeaaah then you definitely might need to ask a professional.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b3bf3963687211510001b2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bef06368727e6c00086d#post_55b3bef06368727e6c00086d\r\n*FRUITY AND JUICY, NOW WITH TIGHTS* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b3bf4163687227780005ea","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bedb6368722f97000023#post_55b3bedb6368722f97000023\r\nHuh. That's pretty cool.\r\n\r\n...still better than wasps!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55b3bf7263687232b50048d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b3bed5636872277800053c#post_55