time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1151.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53e830fa636872693e130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e82e8e6368724017730000#post_53e82e8e6368724017730000\r\nwell you've come to the right place.\r\n\r\n\"Most people don't know this\":http://www.ignatiusinsight.com/features2005/print2005/tmadden_crusades_print.html\r\n\r\nIt is featured on a site for Catholics but the professor is independent. ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53e830ff636872722cb80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e8307e6368720fdea40100#post_53e8307e6368720fdea40100\r\n\r\n!http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608032116549354766&pid=15.1&P=0!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e8311163687269418d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e82ead6368723043710000#post_53e82ead6368723043710000\r\nIt's even better when reading your [spoiler]clopfics[/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e831666368723022c00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e8311163687269418d0000#post_53e8311163687269418d0000\r\nWell. I now have my purpose in life.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53e831f16368723ae8970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ray Comfort is a hypocrite. He says that lust is adultery but then masticates most of the day.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e8323663687236f8300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*OH FOR FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK'S SAKES!*\r\n\r\nIt's Sunday night and I have heard jack shit from my team towards the coding project.  I've done literally 99% of the work and they're that fucking lazy.  You know what?  Fucking fuck fuck them.  I'm just going to go to the teacher early and ask for help about the last portion that still needs to be done and do it myself then we turn it in I'm just going to straight up tell him I did every last fucking part of it and the other's didn't even fucking touch it.  Why the fuck should they get a A+ for me spending 8 fucking hours doing the same fucking work as five people for fuck's sakes!  For fuck's sakes you're in a degree for a professional field, act like it and do the fucking work you fuck.\r\n\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/707/020/ba1.jpg!\r\n\r\nTl:dr; I did the work of five people and they expect to take the credit for it so fuck them fuck them with a shit frozen in the shape of a knife.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e8323663687254aa3e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e831f16368723ae8970100#post_53e831f16368723ae8970100\r\nHe chews all day long? Horrifying!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53e832cf6368721dc1340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e8323663687254aa3e0000#post_53e8323663687254aa3e0000\r\nYou're ignoring the joke because you're an asshole, aren't you?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e833716368723ad0b20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hello guys, did I miss something?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e833736368723a2f780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e832cf6368721dc1340100#post_53e832cf6368721dc1340100\r\nYes. Yes I am.\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e8323663687236f8300100#post_53e8323663687236f8300100\r\nDo it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53e834c26368724de2ab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I died and became a ghost, I would live inside Squiggy's uretha. He would only be allowed to orgasm in the most awkward of situations, such as when hugging his mother.\r\n\r\nThough that might be funnier if he was a woman, since female orgasms are more noticeable.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e8354f63687