time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1496.json

{"topics":[{"id":"540e3c076368720ca6150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My head smells like rancid \"Cheezies\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheezies right now. And I haven't even tasted them in ages!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"540e4105636872740f240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"god i love jalapeño jack","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540e41f363687276951a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540e4105636872740f240100#post_540e4105636872740f240100\r\nHavarti!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"540e421563687221710f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"iz anyone else born in le wrong generation XDXDXD\":http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/riff-raff/topics/29275-iz-anyone-else-born-in-le-wrong-generation-xdxdxd","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540e492c636872214b380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"/v/ is really good at singing\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heIH9vfwKBM\r\n\"More /v/ skills\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mrm9fQLNO0&list=UU3HNsgT1gBOjYETGga9VlIw\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"540e494463687257c2e30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i know what my song needs.\r\n\r\nim gonna sample some obscure music.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540e4a796368727463e30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540e492c636872214b380100#post_540e492c636872214b380100\r\n4chan is good at everything!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"540e4aa763687232d6b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know; I don't feel like changing my avatar anymore.  I feel as though the current one is perfect for me.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"540e4ad163687235658b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"what do you guys think of this to sample?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHOPqwZ0q4I#t=14","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540e4ae06368727fe8f30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540e4aa763687232d6b30000#post_540e4aa763687232d6b30000\r\n*2 weeks later*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540e4b4e63687227562f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540e4ae06368727fe8f30000#post_540e4ae06368727fe8f30000\r\nNah; I like monster girls, it's a touhou character, and the \"expand udonge\" joke is implying something sexually kinky.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"540e4bab6368725c05490100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i need sampling advice :c","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540e4bd06368727c5fa20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Have you seen The Yellow Sign? Have you heard the song from far Carcosa, the City By the Lake?\r\n\r\nHave you heard the words of The King In Yellow?\r\n\r\nDon't worry. You will.\r\n\r\nIf you go to the edge of the desert you can see crows circling in the distance, thousands and thousands of crows and vultures and ravens and other black, flapping things that no words feel adequate to describe.\r\n\r\nGo closer and you will see the black SUVs, all curiously clean of dust despite the fact they're driving in the vast desert. It is best not to peer in the tinted windows. Best not to see those driving.\r\n\r\nGo closer and see the earth blackening beneath your feet, a dead land decaying and rotting before you eyes.\r\n\r\nGo closer and hear the rumble.\r\n\r\nGo closer and smell the corruption.\r\n\r\nGo. Closer.\r\n\r\nSee the King. Receive his blessing.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"540e4c0a6368722d46220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540e4b4e63687227562f0000#post_540e4b4e63687227562f0000\r\nWell I welcome your new icon with open arms!\r\n\r\nAlso, about that science things your talking about with the replacing limbs and