time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1661.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54205e986368726ec1da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My birthdays always at the first month of the year.\r\n\r\nJanuary. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54205ea963687209ca7e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54205e826368724f1a970000#post_54205e826368724f1a970000\r\nFuck-Mothering Vampire biatch!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54205eb663687227bf3e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54205e326368720bb9fe0000#post_54205e326368720bb9fe0000\r\n\r\nYou still have to reach Vic Mignona levels","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54205ede6368722675830100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54205eb663687227bf3e0000#post_54205eb663687227bf3e0000\r\nWere those allegations ever proven true though?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54205f206368726e9b9b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"That was… a _70-inch_… plasma-screen TV. \r\n…\r\nSo, how can I help _you?_\"","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54205f3563687258be960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54205ede6368722675830100#post_54205ede6368722675830100\r\n\r\nIn all seriousness, I think is more of a case of never live it down.\r\n\r\nAnd guiltily, I find them hilarious","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54205f626368724f348c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54205f206368726e9b9b0000#post_54205f206368726e9b9b0000\r\n\"My name is Luke Valentine\"\r\n\"And I'm Carmen Sandiego, GUESS WHERE I AM?!\"","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54205f9963687255b9b80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54205f3563687258be960000#post_54205f3563687258be960000\r\nEither way, I've heard from con-goers and con-planners that Mignona is fucking awful to work with. He's got a MASSIVE diva complex.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54205fa66368724f6c990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54205f626368724f348c0000#post_54205f626368724f348c0000\r\n\"I'm trying to have a serious discussion here.\"\r\n\"Oh so am I. And I'm failing. And I'm sorry about that.\"","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54205fd163687204f3020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hiiii","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54205fea6368724f1acd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54205fa66368724f6c990000#post_54205fa66368724f6c990000\r\nShouldn't I be doing this you pathetic blood bag?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54206008636872588cbf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54205f9963687255b9b80000#post_54205f9963687255b9b80000\r\nHe also gave us super cringy sakura-con ad","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5420600b63687239c55b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54205fd163687204f3020000#post_54205fd163687204f3020000\r\nOh hello Popo.\r\nHow goes the enslavement of all?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5420602063687216627a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54206008636872588cbf0000#post_54206008636872588cbf0000\r\nI never saw that.....","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5420603a6368724fbfc60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420600b63687239c55b0000#post_5420600b63687239c55b0000\r\n\r\nThey just don't know it yet. Give them time.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5420604d6368726e9bd00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd2590001