time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1758.json

{"topics":[{"id":"542b3dc163687234c9cd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b3b8063687220d6660000#post_542b3b8063687220d6660000\r\n\r\nSo that existed...\r\n\r\nOk...fine...su-ok-fine  yeah right just right.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542b3e896368723adaa40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Yes that Dub of Kabuto is real\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54hKD8i3c4Q (It's Pinoy though, Not Malaysian)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"542b404d6368726859e60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b3dc163687234c9cd0000#post_542b3dc163687234c9cd0000\r\nAnd hollywood still wonders why their past attempts at bringing anime to the usa have utterly failed?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"542b570b6368722463250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://ughh.com/store/covers_original/WM0001LP.jpg!\r\n\r\nDAMAGE, DAMAGE, DAMAGE","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542b587e6368721f128d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b3b8063687220d6660000#post_542b3b8063687220d6660000\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/772/156/a17.gif!","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"542b5a5963687225b2a60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What weapons do you choose in a zombie apocalypse?\r\n\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/207ba03896bb711644bed84746bfc1fe/tumblr_ncndmzMzLw1rbxmlwo1_500.png!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"542b5b7f6368722e9ed40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b5a5963687225b2a60100#post_542b5a5963687225b2a60100\r\n\r\nNo mollies? \r\n\r\nGuess I'll stick to the chainsaw. I'm an artist with the chainsaw","author":null},{"id":"542b5c5e636872029bb80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b5a5963687225b2a60100#post_542b5a5963687225b2a60100\r\nI shall choose the katana, cuz its like the best weapon evar created because glorious japanese magic swordsmiths or something.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"542b5d786368725858660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b5c5e636872029bb80000#post_542b5c5e636872029bb80000\r\n\r\nThat’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Bastard Sword” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.\r\n\r\nI should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.\r\n\r\nJapanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.\r\n\r\nKatanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.\r\n\r\nEver wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.\r\n\r\nSo what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:\r\n\r\n(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)\r\n\r\n1d12 Damage\r\n19-20 x4 Crit\r\n+2 to hit and damage\r\nCounts as Masterwork\r\n\r\n(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)\r\n\r\n2d10 Damage\r\n17-20 x4 Crit\r\n+5 to hit and damage\r\nCounts as Masterwork\r\n\r\nNow that seems a lot m