time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1783.json

{"topics":[{"id":"542cde9063687271b6bf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cde6363687207e0ce0000#post_542cde6363687207e0ce0000\r\n\r\nWhat're we, college students or somethin'?","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"542cdead6368724f7a000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cde6363687207e0ce0000#post_542cde6363687207e0ce0000\r\nOh! Me! how do we play?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"542cdeb56368725114b00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cde576368722320f50100#post_542cde576368722320f50100\r\n\r\nOsteoporosis is a lie!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cde6363687207e0ce0000#post_542cde6363687207e0ce0000\r\n\r\nI would volunteer, but marc would rip me apart","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542cdec16368722d62cb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cde9063687271b6bf0100#post_542cde9063687271b6bf0100\r\nThat means you're legal~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542cdedd6368727163c60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cde576368722320f50100#post_542cde576368722320f50100\r\nwoah! Really? I can be a blob?\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cde6363687207e0ce0000#post_542cde6363687207e0ce0000\r\nI play that all the time with Twilight and her friends!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"542cdf0f6368727186b30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cdeb56368725114b00000#post_542cdeb56368725114b00000\r\nHe probably would. And I'd watch.\r\n[spoiler]Laughing maniacally[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542cdf1f6368722d62f00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cde6363687207e0ce0000#post_542cde6363687207e0ce0000\r\num\r\nno?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"542cdf2f63687271b6d90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cdec16368722d62cb0100#post_542cdec16368722d62cb0100\r\n\r\n'Course I am, Squig, I'm 30!","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"542cdf3d6368724989550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cdf1f6368722d62f00100#post_542cdf1f6368722d62f00100\r\nThat's the spirit!\r\n*squeezes butt*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542cdf446368725bb1030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cdf0f6368727186b30100#post_542cdf0f6368727186b30100\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Touching yourself?[/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542cdf466368722cf7cd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"or am i supposed to yes?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"542cdfa063687251786c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cdf3d6368724989550000#post_542cdf3d6368724989550000\r\noh\r\nyou naughty man you~\r\njust feeling me up like that\r\nyou think i'm that easy\r\n[spoiler] ~cause i am~ [/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"542cdfbc6368727186da0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cdeb56368725114b00000#post_542cdeb56368725114b00000\r\ni'm not the violent type","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"542cdfd66368725178800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542cdedd6368727163c60100#post_542cdedd6368727163c60100\r\n\r\nWhat's fun 'bout being a blob? *pats your back* X-D","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"542cdfe16368722cf7df0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-t