time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/184.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53572e6663687276a7f40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53572c166368725424570000#post_53572c166368725424570000\r\n\r\nWhen is about his waifu, I not strange.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53572f5b6368727a255a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53572cbc6368725ade8e0000#post_53572cbc6368725ade8e0000\r\nTexas.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53572ff66368725df8c30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apparently, some people have gotten dice, nails, marbles and dominoes stuck in their penises.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5357305763687218a55c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53572ff66368725df8c30100#post_53572ff66368725df8c30100\r\nHorrifying yet not terribly surprising.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5357305b63687218a5620100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53572ff66368725df8c30100#post_53572ff66368725df8c30100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]Apparently, some people have gotten dice, nails, marbles and dominoes stuck in their penises.[/bq]\r\nWhat about hoes?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5357308b6368725280290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53572ff66368725df8c30100#post_53572ff66368725df8c30100\r\n\r\nWhy people don't understand that cock vore is practically impossible?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"535731096368725b53540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There was also a guy who got his schlong stuck in a toaster.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5357312c63687218a5cc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5357308b6368725280290000#post_5357308b6368725280290000\r\n\r\nwell, you can with a worm and enough lube.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"535732a063687206ab280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5357312c63687218a5cc0100#post_5357312c63687218a5cc0100\r\nThere was also a guy on 4chan who put a slug in his butthole.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535732bf6368720815280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535732a063687206ab280000#post_535732a063687206ab280000\r\n\r\ni hope a bullet slug","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5357330d63687264cafc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535732a063687206ab280000#post_535732a063687206ab280000\r\nHilarious things end up in butts all the goddamn time. I'm friends with a nurse and she has the BEST goddamn stories about people \"falling\" on everything from light bulbs to Barbie dolls.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"535733a8636872221b130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5357330d63687264cafc0000#post_5357330d63687264cafc0000\r\n[spoiler]In my last self-pegging attempt, I tried to use a small belemnite fossil as a buttplug. It didn't get stuck, but it easily could have, which is why I didn't push it in too far.[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5357340463687228f7280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5357330d63687264cafc0000#post_5357330d63687264cafc0000\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535732a063687206ab280000#post_535732a063687206ab280000\r\nHilarious things end up in butts all the goddamn time. I'm friends with a nurse and she has the BEST goddamn stories about people \"falling\" on everything from light bulbs to Barbie dolls.[/bq]\r\nOne of the funniest ones I've read about was someone wound up in the hospital