time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2186.json

{"topics":[{"id":"546581fb6368722e61ac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Sono\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546575e463687267d7b30000#post_546575e463687267d7b30000\r\nDangly Ass Smasher. \r\n\r\nDoes that mean i smash dangly asses, or that i'm dangly and smash asses?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"546585fb6368722f37f50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]This gives me schadenfreude\r\n\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/864/067/793.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5465865f63687277e13b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"These goddamn pesterlogs are so loooooooooooooong.\r\nWhy are they so loooooooooooooong?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"546586b2636872028ced0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546581a363687244262b0100#post_546581a363687244262b0100\r\n...\r\nI have no words.\r\nWife dead, child dying. Unfortunate, is an understatement in this situation.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5465871f63687276cb3c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546585fb6368722f37f50000#post_546585fb6368722f37f50000\r\nI bet you, you are amusingly laughing at the shit your next door neighbour is pulling.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"546589fa6368727732e30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Haha!\r\nI just successfully sang \"Crescent Moon\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYMAjfq7UB0 from start to finish without fucking up!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54658bab63687267aa320200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546589fa6368727732e30100#post_546589fa6368727732e30100\r\nHave it recorded?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54658cbe6368720768370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54658bab63687267aa320200#post_54658bab63687267aa320200\r\nNo. I am not that confident in my own voice.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"546590d56368723f38eb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Real talk. Dave is pretty baller with a sword.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"546593a66368721107090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"He's finally doing it!\r\n\"Whole Chicken in a Can | Ashens\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"546595186368720b763c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546590d56368723f38eb0000#post_546590d56368723f38eb0000\r\ndave is pretty cool\r\n\r\nhe also refutes classic fantasy sword rules","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5465957e6368721ee22c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546595186368720b763c0000#post_546595186368720b763c0000\r\nPracticality is important.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"546596ca636872723b320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im back","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"546596ec6368720ee6870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"god damn kirby games have such great final bosses\r\n\r\ni mean you kill the final boss in triple deluxe by swallowing her massive laser blast\r\nand spitting it back at her\r\nkirby defies the laws of science and eats a beam of pure energy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"546597616368721133730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546596ca636872723b320000#post_546596ca636872723b320000\r\nHi Twisty.\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546596ec6368720ee6870000#post_546596ec6368720ee6870000\r\nBlack*Star did the same thing in the Soul Eater manga.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"546597da63687243a5560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":