time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2767.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5495a2266368720a9a950e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495a1e36368725e98390300#post_5495a1e36368725e98390300\r\nAlrighty, then...\r\nWow, you remind me of my sister, who think the characters are \"ugly\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495a2d663687252a4761900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495a2266368720a9a950e00#post_5495a2266368720a9a950e00\r\nIm talking about personality. Theyre all TOo assholeish for me. ","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5495a31d636872674b6f1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Confucius say: If you run in front of car, you tired. If you run behind car, you exhausted.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Was that too racist?[/spoiler]","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5495a3bf6368725a4adb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have awoken!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495a3c2636872500c250400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495a2d663687252a4761900#post_5495a2d663687252a4761900\r\nI see, especially Trevor?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495a3e66368725587670300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495a3bf6368725a4adb0300#post_5495a3bf6368725a4adb0300\r\nGO BACK TO SLEEP","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495a40f636872356e5c1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495a3e66368725587670300#post_5495a3e66368725587670300\r\nWell I've been up since like 6.\r\nI  went to visit my mom and the puppies.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495a48163687258a9d40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495a40f636872356e5c1100#post_5495a40f636872356e5c1100\r\nD'aw.\r\nI'm sorry for \"that\" puppy...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495a5226368723659681500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495a48163687258a9d40200#post_5495a48163687258a9d40200\r\nYeah...\r\nI'm just happy that the other three are okay. Lisa Lisa is the whiniest one of the trio. I think my favorite has to be Hermes. She'll just lay in my palm and fall asleep.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495a562636872629b361900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495a40f636872356e5c1100#post_5495a40f636872356e5c1100\r\nI've been meaning to ask this but how's your granddad doing after his appointment? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5495a59c63687214946f1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495a5226368723659681500#post_5495a5226368723659681500\r\nD'aaaaw.\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/779/hnnnnng.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495a5bc636872356ead1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495a31d636872674b6f1c00#post_5495a31d636872674b6f1c00\r\nNah. It was funny.\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495a562636872629b361900#post_5495a562636872629b361900\r\nApppintment? What happened?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5495a5fd6368725a4a340400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495a562636872629b361900#post_5495a562636872629b361900\r\nHe's fine. He felt a bit _bloated_ afterwards, but after a nap he was feeling better.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495a59c63687214946f1b00#post_5495a59c63687214946f1b00\r\nAnd, in a strange twist of fate, Jolyne keeps trying to murder everything.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495a6196368720f25cf0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd