time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2845.json

{"topics":[{"id":"549b4fdb6368723517430200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b4f5063687235a49d0100#post_549b4f5063687235a49d0100\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b4ed863687257665e0100#post_549b4ed863687257665e0100\r\nPorn is a weeeeeeeeird profession. \r\n\r\nWELP! *STILL HOT THOUGH*\r\n\r\n*(Starts fapping furiously to porn with I'm my own master now playing in the background)*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549b502b63687255c6610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of gay porn:\r\n!http://cdn.lolzbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/179056_412575765504935_2049594383_n.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549b506f6368722b4c010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b4fcc6368723499370700#post_549b4fcc6368723499370700\r\n\r\nFUCK BITCHES GET a bit less money than the woman you just fucked","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549b507a63687237161f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b4fdb6368723517430200#post_549b4fdb6368723517430200\r\nIt really is.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549b50a663687209bca11400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b4fdb6368723517430200#post_549b4fdb6368723517430200\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b506f6368722b4c010100#post_549b506f6368722b4c010100\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b507a63687237161f0700#post_549b507a63687237161f0700\r\n!http://img.pandawhale.com/30601-Harry-Potter-Dafuq-is-that-Daf-SGCi.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549b50b663687241cd7d0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b506f6368722b4c010100#post_549b506f6368722b4c010100\r\nEquality!\r\nAmirite?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549b50c4636872093d1e1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b507a63687237161f0700#post_549b507a63687237161f0700\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/a15363237de5b3bce94237be254608e6/tumblr_inline_nh3tccxvBG1r7av0p.png!\r\nIt sounds like the perfect job for you ya Kinky asshole. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso Merry Christmas! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549b513763687239d9e90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b50c4636872093d1e1700#post_549b50c4636872093d1e1700\r\nNah the moment you start heving sex for money it becomes work.\r\nAnd I don't want fucking to be work. It's gotta be fun.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549b51486368720638a00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b50b663687241cd7d0c00#post_549b50b663687241cd7d0c00\r\n\r\nyeah, time to remove \"becoming a pornstar\" from my list of income opportunities","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549b51a66368723517760200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...\r\n\r\nI can't believe I just realized it's Christmas Eve today. O_O.\r\nWoops.\r\n\r\nHows everyone?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"549b51a8636872093d3b1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://bravenewmoe.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/amagi1.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"549b51de6368721292630400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b51a66368723517760200#post_549b51a66368723517760200\r\nPretty good.\r\nTalkin' about the porn industry.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549b52316368725ec7131000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b51a66368723517760200#post_549b51a66368723517760200\r\nI know right?\r\n!http://www.creatureentertainment.com/creature/w